From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   	Debut of, it appears to me, a new skit allowing reuse of   
   Conologue celebrity jokes.   
      
   5 August 2008 - Seth Meyers, Sharon Osbourne, N*E*R*D   
   	Conologue.  Really tall guy in the audience makes up a last   
   name.   
      
   	Late Night Beijing Olympics Small Talk Moment.  Conan fumbles a   
   Russian name.   
      
   	Googling With The Stars.  Angelina Jolie: orphan + country +   
   surprise me.  George W Bush: larry + cable guy + foreign policy advice.   
   Amy Winehouse: drug interaction + crack + crystal meth + brake fluid +   
   the blue stuff barbers put combs in.  John McCain: krunk teenagers +   
   lawn + how to get them off of.  Christian Bale: hand-to-hand combat + no   
   mercy + Mother's Day.  Joel Godard: statute of limitations + indecent   
   exposure + Westminster Dog Show.  Kirstie Alley: Sea World + closing   
   time + tartar sauce.  Charlie Sheen: nearest + vagina.  Dick Cheney:   
   video + puppies + drowning.  Clay Aiken: Upskirt + pics - skirt + man.   
      
      
   Seth Meyers:   
   	Friend getting married in Bermuda.  Friend failed scooter test.   
   He blew it.  Went hiking, got poison ivy in lousy spot.  Internet   
   miniseries: guys who wait in line for a science fiction movie.  It's on   
   the Sony web site, so it's probably spyware.   
      
   Sharon Osbourne:   
   	Empty-nesting; moving.  Ozzy gives toast and tea in bed.  Enough   
   with the crucifixes.  ``Hello, Ozzy.  He's not getting it.''  Stop   
   making fun of her husband.  Lots of Ozzy impersonators for 'America's   
   Got Talent'.  Odd when kids bring dates home.  Grabbing celebrity   
   bottoms breaks the ice.  They enjoyed that.  Ozzy falls asleep this time   
   of night.  Doing Christmas variety show.  Ozzy declared himself king,   
   naked, top of the stairs, as neighbors warmed house.   
      
   N*E*R*D:   
   	Seeing Sounds: Spaz, I think.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)