From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   6 August 2008 - Javier Bardem, Danny McBride, The B-52s.   
   	Does 'New Reality Shows' count as a new sketch, or is it   
   just a retread of the old 'New Game Shows' piece which gave us fine   
   shows like Stackenblocken?   
      
   	Conologue.  Brian McCann in a hazmat suit in Beijing.  Tiny 'Bob   
   Costas' comes out in gas mask.  From the commercial outro it looks like   
   they're using an actual matt rather than a chroma-key background.   
      
   	Qantas pilot explains recent incidents.  Everything's backwards   
   there.  The toilet direction thing is untrue, thus, in Australia it *is*   
   true.  In America he's an idiot but in Australia he's a genius.  There's   
   no segue:   
      
   	New Reality Shows.  Pop Up Surprise (no babies were hurt during   
   filming, but that's not true).  A Bunch Of Sexy Young Drunk People   
   Sitting Around A House in South-Central Florida.  Late Night Union   
   Stagehands: Maximum Overdrive.  Blackberry Street Challenge.   
      
   Javier Bardem:   
   	Spain wants to know what's with Conan's hair.  The movie gives   
   him sociopathic hair.  Woody Allen calls people and hangs up fast; moves   
   fast.  Started as painter; that's why he's an actor.  Male stripper for   
   ten minutes.  His mother was there.  She was ... proud.  Afraid of being   
   in cars.   
      
   Danny McBride:   
   	Mark Pender produces feedback, gives Black Power salute.  Nick   
   Nolte strode out of his trailer in clear plastic wrap.  Took New York   
   Times reporter to gun range.  Double-barrel shotgun golf.  His movie   
   character has shaved armpits.  Director screwing with him.   
      
   The B-52s:   
   	Funplex: Hot Corner.  It doesn't sound a thing like Love Shack.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)