From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   7 August 2008 - Seth Rogen, Philippe Petit, Al Green.   
   	Conologue.  Video: Beijing dogs completing their 'bucket lists',   
   including trying cat food and shooting a clown in the groin.   
      
   	Late Night Beijing Olympics Small Talk Moment, with a Conan   
   tooth flash.   
      
   	In The Year 2000: Seth Rogen Edition.   
   	- Brett Favre will take his new team the New York Jets to the   
   Super Bowl.  The team will sit in section 135, row B.   
      
   	- The shark that attacked Ryan Seacrest will confess that biting   
   Seacrest was just his way of coming out to his parents.   
      
   	- The air in China will become so polluted that doctors will   
   recommend mothers smoke during pregnancy to protect the baby.   
      
   	- As each country enters the opening ceremony Angelina Jolie   
   will be heard saying, ``got em, got em, need em, got em''.   
      
   	- Kirstie Alley will team up with the makers of Wrigley gum to   
   produce a new flavor: pork mint.   
      
   	- Lindsay Lohan will enter the Betty Ford clinic, not for rehab,   
   but to make out with Betty Ford.   
      
   	- Morgan Freeman will get into another car accident, prompting a   
   new law against narrating while driving.   
      
   	- God will smoke marijuana for the first time, realize that his   
   name spelled backward is `dog', and will laugh his krunk off for a   
   million years.   
      
   	- Jamie Lynn Spears will give birth to a perfectly beautiful,   
   healthy, already pregnant, baby girl.   
      
   	- After winning an Oscar for his work in The Dark Knight,   
   Christian Bale will return home to show the statuette to his mother.   
   The diversion will work perfectly, allowing Bale to land three perfect   
   punches to her stomach.   
      
   	- Illusionist Chris Angel will shake hands with Spencer from The   
   Hills, tearing a giant hole in the douchebag continuum.   
      
      
   Seth Rogen:   
   	Write a 'weed action' movie.  He does his own smoking.  Learned   
   Jewish karate as a kid: throw guilt at people.  A 'cross joint' is for   
   real.  He rolled it.  Researched symptoms for medical marijuana.  Reebok   
   online lets you design shoes, but censors strangely.  Got a pair of 'Eat   
   Poop's.  Don't just do stuff because you're good in video games.   
      
      
   Philippe Petit:   
   	Wire-walked the World Trace Center illegally.  Had to string the   
   wire at night.  How?  Bow and arrow.  Walked eight times.  Talked with   
   an angry seagull.  No footage: friend with camera had to sneak away from   
   police.  Shows a 1 1/8th inch wire for the Grand Canyon; the World Trade   
   Center's as 3/4 inch.  Falling he can't conceptualize.  On the first   
   step, terror.  After, he got rid of it.   
      
   Al Green:   
   	Lay It Down: Stay With Me.  Closing credits to 'Take Me To The   
   River'.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)