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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   26 August 2008 - Vin Diesel, Dave Attell   
   27 Aug 08 01:46:58   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   26 August 2008 - Vin Diesel, Dave Attell, The Virgins.   
   	Conologue.  McCain's campaign told Bush he'd be invited to speak   
   the first night of the convention.  And the convention is in December.   
   Chinese Olympic Gymnast fetuses on ultrasound.  Please use Olympic   
   technology: robot camera Conan walk.  Multiple-exposure strobe camera.   
   Conan kisses himself.  Georges Melies would be proud.   
      
   	Gustavo, European pride schmuck.  How about Mosky, sarcastic   
   archery?  Lollipits.  Tapioca and food coloring stuck to his armpits.   
   It's also an MP3 player.  Available in stereo.   
      
   Vin Diesel:   
   	He's a new dad.  You're not a man until you have a little girl.   
   Conan hears little laughter.  He's somehow in a campaign ad for   
   president of the Dominican Republic.  Ditch the snowmobile; it's easier   
   to replace than you.  He was right by a cliff.  Leaps off; snowmobile   
   tumbling off toward his head.   
      
      
   Dave Attell:   
   	Looks like Vin Diesel after a bender.  Olympics.  Archery:   
   frightening yet adorable.  USO tours: you fly military aircraft.  When   
   on tiny plane, make a speech, as if you were President.   
      
      
   The Virgins:   
   	The Virgins: Rich Girls.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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