From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   27 August 2008 - Tiger Woods, Vanessa Minnillo, Jimmy Carr.   
   	Conologue.  Canadian crowd.   
      
   	Celebrity survey.  Laura Bush is Tillie the Clown from Asbury   
   Park.   
      
      
   Tiger Woods:   
   	He played through the pain.  Talk about sports injuries.  His   
   recent match crippled the economy.  His new girl carries a wedge around.   
    He's driving his wife crazy being around all the time.  Tiger Woods   
   video game.  Conan's avatar just got out of an iron lung and is frowny.   
   Tiger Woods misses a short putt.  Conan's throws a hissy fit.   
      
      
   Vanessa Minnillo:   
   	Sparkles on her body.  Taught Regis Philbin how to text on the   
   phone.  Donald Trump, somehow.  Did soap operas after winning Miss Teen   
   USA.  Has clip from her awful, awful movie.  Guy runs out to adjust   
   Minnillo's microphone; he doesn't work for the show.   
      
      
   Jimmy Carr:   
   	He's that British comic with the disconnected jokes.  Funny guy,   
   though.  You know, that guy.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)