From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   28 August 2008 - Aaron Peirsol, Anthony Anderson, Lykke Li.   
   	The Tivo substitute listed Amy Sedaris as first guest and   
   Anthony Anderson not at all.   
      
   	Conologue.  A Dunkin Donuts was robbed by a man in a gorilla   
   mask, or by a gorilla in a suit and tie.  Much better joke than the   
   audience gives.  Also: a woman gave birth on a plane to Australia; the   
   child is OK, and came out the birth canal counter-clockwise.   
      
   	Clutch Cargo Bill Clinton.  Hillary Clinton's a shrew!   
      
   	Invitation to Ralph Nader to hold his convention at 6-A.  Ryan   
   Seacrest press conference (he's gay!).  Something about a guy from 'The   
   Hills'.  Special officer Jordan Mitchell.  He's guarded people who got   
   shot, but didn't die.  Art Simon and Paul Garfunkel.   
      
      
   Aaron Peirsol:   
   	The backstroke.  No body fat; is he mocking Americans?  18   
   pancakes, then four-hour nap.  Was Michael Phelps's roommate in 2004.   
   Gives Conan a gold medal.   
      
   Anthony Anderson:   
   	Tiger Woods says if Anderson needs more than one stroke a hole   
   he shouldn't play.  Mother played a little too much Bingo, even in   
   London.  Win a midget's weight in crab legs.  They're dense.  The midget   
   pinned him.   
      
   Lykke Li:   
   	Youth Novels: No idea.  She sings with a megaphone.  And looks   
   kind of like this Michigan guy who's in a different state now.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)