From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   3 September 2008 - Nicholas Cage, Vivica A Fox, Delta Spirit.   
   	String dance!   
      
   	Conologue.  Hyundai insult.  Solar-powered vibrator: harness the   
   awesome masturbation power of the sun.   
      
   	Audiencey awards: photocopies of the Audiencey trophy; please   
   return them at the end of the evening.  Hurricane Gustav hair guy is   
   depressed; the award doesn't make it up.  Guy disliked by James Lipton.   
   *He* knows what this guy did to Lipton.  Show-stopping musical number:   
   salute to the knees.  'Hey, Legs', to tune of 'Hey, Jude'.  Conan shots   
   him.   
      
   	Nerding It Up For Pierre: the Republican National Convention.   
   Sarah Palin is a clone of McCain?  They rehearsed that eleven times.   
      
   Nicholas Cage:   
   	Bangkok Dangerous: directed by twins.  Different cultures   
   confusing.  There was a coup during filming.  Knew it'd be OK when they   
   were putting flowers into pots.  Crocodiles like pork chops.  Almost   
   chose to be a tuna fisherman.   
      
   Vivica A Fox:   
   	Every guy in the world wants to be with her.  Can she date a guy   
   with no fashion sense?  Man who waxes certain parts.  Conan's dressed by   
   someone fashion-conscious.  She rubs Conan's stomach to show the cut.   
   'Keep reaching for the stars' to throw people off her reality show.   
      
      
   Delta Spirit:   
   	Ode to Sunshine: No idea.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)