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   4 September 2008 - Dr Phil, Kevin Connolly, Adele, Triumph.   
   	Conologue.  Overweight Apple customers complain their fingers   
   are too fat to operate iPhone buttons, but they say the iPhone is   
   delicious.  Solar-powered vibrator: a responsible alternative to   
   traditional gas-guzzling vibrators.  Pantomimes starting.  Jeff Ross   
   dislikes it.   
      
   	Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Republican National   
   Convention.  People from gated communities meet people form gated   
   communities without golf courses.  Sarah Pain: a heartbeat away from the   
   presidency and 12 years away from being a grandmother.  Joe Lieberman,   
   as a fellow Jew: is it really necessary to try to get into these   
   people's country clubs?  Triumph on C-Span.  More tomorrow.   
      
   	Birthday Congratulations.  Blind, deaf fans.   
      
   Dr Phil:   
   	Looked old as kid.  Didn't drink.  Takes longer to heal.   
   History of Triumph incidents.  High Definition isn't his friend.   
   Tabloids weekly.  Was he kicked out?  They were painting.  He wouldn't   
   keep his mirror.   
      
   Kevin Connolly:   
   	Couldn't watch his show with his parents; too much racy stuff.   
   'Entourage' great location.  Social awkwardness when woman he met at the   
   bar calls him 'Harry'.  Never a good date when it ends with you showing   
   your driver's license.  Tivo freezes up.   
      
   Adele:   
   	19: Crazy for You.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)