From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   5 September 2008 - Jerry O'Connell, Tim Gunn, Christian Lander, Triumph.   
   	Conologue.  Triumph at the Republican National Convention.   
   Water-skiing squirrel would benefit from having his taxes cut.  Anderson   
   Cooper passes Triumph a note.  'I poop on you.'  Republican parties.   
   Gift pack: 100 shares of Exxon stock and two slaves.  Sarah-bration   
   time!  Triumph loses his cigar out the car.  Larry Craig's bathroom.   
      
   	Jesus, on being seen in a moth: he denies all the appearances   
   except the Sears catalog, which was good money. And DiMassimo Honda,   
   1437 Bayport Boulevard, Queens.   
      
   	Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage: Lawn mushroom.  He's   
   surprised they grow.  He panicked and attacked it.   
      
      
   Jerry O'Connell:   
   	Staying with his parents, weird now.  They're at the show, in   
   back.  They're just old, in an uninteresting way.  His wife's pregnant,   
   and huge.  Conan loved his wife's pregnancies.  'Glowing' pregnancies?   
   Sex with his wife, Rebecca Romijn.  Band is upset.  String dance, nipple   
   push makes Conan.   
      
      
   Tim Gunn:   
   	Ran into Gunn at the Amtrak club car. Conan's fashions?  He   
   can't go wrong if he doesn't wear a big (something).  O'Connell trouble.   
    Strangers ask how they look; he has to figure what kind of answer they   
   want.  Michelle Obama looks confident, good.  Cindy McCain is in a   
   straitjacket.  Rosalin Carter: worst-dressed.  Laura Bush: good heavens!   
    She looks like she should be on the Christmas tree.  Sarah Palin:   
   Librarian poseur.   
      
      
   Christian Lander:   
   	What were white people doing if not watching 'The Wire'?  It's   
   hilarious, right?  Conan came in at 125% white.  O'Connell threatend   
   with removal.  Please tell Conan of red-head prejudice.  Ask white   
   people about bad memories of high school: instant friends.  Grew up in   
   Chinatown, Toronto.  Wants to be only white guy in ethnic restaurant.   
   Natural habitat: farmer's markets.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)