From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   8 September 2008 - Howie Mandel, Nastia Liukin, Bon Iver   
   	Conologue.  The creators of SimCity have a new game allowing you   
   to control the universe as if you were God.  The game is called Oprah.   
   Odd cut to Max while Conan talks tennis.   
      
   	Made-for-TV movie, tennis: David Nalbandian, Viggo Mortensen.   
   Pete Sampras, Tony Shaloub.  Jelena Jankovic, Marilyn Manson.  Roger   
   Federer, Quentin Tarantino.  Lindsay Davenport, Charlize Theron's   
   character from Monster.  Andre Agassi, Verne Troyer.  Boris Becker, a   
   cockatoo.  Novak Djokovic, Screech.   
      
   	John McEnroe, Dame Judi Dench.  Andy Roddick, a possum.  Rafael   
   Nadal, any member of Hanson.  Models: the John McCain bus has bathroom   
   breaks.  Followed by George W Bush.  Neck-and-neck race with Obama's   
   bus, and here comes Nader's bus!   
      
   	James Lipton Audienceys last week: 8 seconds of dialogue took   
   50.9 seconds.  He's here to apologize. 36.3 seconds.   
      
      
   Howie Mandel:   
   	Paul Calasio's there to guide people out.  He points to Conan   
   too.  Who smiles when they're alone?  Went to the Wailing Wall, wailed.   
   Don't.  Lost dog recovered; has unpleasant eating habit.  Finally a   
   'Reality' category at the Emmys.  His wife minds his talking about her.   
   Models now choose contestants playing Deal or No Deal?  Check your local   
   petite listings.   
      
   Nastia Liukin:   
   	Bela Karolyi watching her, losing his mind.  You can do it!  Her   
   father was in the 1988 games.  He has two gold, she one, but five   
   medals.  And she can go back.  Weird run-with-a-tire exercise when she   
   was 12.  We douse the aluminum fuselage with water.  Got a Saab   
   convertible for a week.  Keeps her medals in her purse.  She has to   
   travel with them.   
      
   Bon Iver:   
   	For Emma, Forever Ago: I deeply admire the skills of whoever was   
   closed-captioning this because I couldn't make out a word even with the   
   captions turned on.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)