From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   9 September 2008 - Keira Knightley, Tyler Perry, Bill Burr.   
   	Conologue.  Madonna created controversy dedicating 'Like A   
   Virgin' to the Pope.  The Pope had requested 'Material Girl'.  Jerry   
   Springer adopted a pig headed for the slaughterhouse; now it's just been   
   hit on the head with a chair.  Max should try a bow tie and monocle some   
   night.   
      
   	Noches de Pasion con Senor O'Brien.  And Chuck Norris.  Badly   
   dubbed.  Two people go out the window by split-screening the stock   
   footage.  An extra scoots out late.   
      
   	Audience cards.  Conan.  Is #1.  Well, Maybe Not #1.  But He's   
   Up There.  With Today's Entertainment Options.  It's Hard To Compete.   
   YouTube.  (Cat plays piano.)   
      
   Keira Knightley:   
   	Doesn't notice being flirted.  Blistex gives her world's most   
   perfect pout.  Will she turn nudist?  Conan's inhibited.  Uncomfortable   
   shooting nude scenes.  Don't laugh at men in bed.  Corsets went away for   
   good reason.  Tough eating.  Impossibly high hair.  Way too heavy.   
      
   Tyler Perry:   
   	Decade ago living in a Geo Metro, put all money into a show.   
   Finally took off.  Bought Oprah a car as gift.  Who thinks to give her   
   things?  Uses friends' stories for married life stories.  Set up on   
   dates a lot.  Relatives upset over his version of them.  Doesn't release   
   movies to critics.  Bootlegged a lot.   
      
   Bill Burr:   
   	How to get a dog.  What if he's attacked by a squirrel?   
   Self-service overboard.  Dog the Bounty Hunter?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)