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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   17 September 2008 - Ray Liotta, Marc Mar   
   19 Sep 08 02:02:50   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   17 September 2008 - Ray Liotta, Marc Maron, Loudon Wainwright III.   
   	Conologue.  Bush met cast of The Lion King (Broadway).  Called   
   Simba his favorite African leader.  Fidel Castro reported to have slept   
   with 35,000 women.  He didn't want to grow a beard, he just never had   
   the time.  A Washington Redskins player apologized for accidentally   
   posting a picture of his penis to the Internet; headine: Redskin Sorry   
   About Foreskin.   
      
   	Invitation to Sarah Palin.  Digitally alter voice to sound like   
   Gilbert Gottfried.  Softball questions from LaBamba: What's up?  What   
   else is up?  Green room with pregnant teens.  Hunt and kill the   
   Masturbating Bear.   
      
   	The Women: Late Night Sausage Party again.   
      
   	New State Quarters: Connecticut, proud of the Lieberhound.   
   Alaska, 2 1/2 weeks of national relevance.  #1 in drilling.   
   Massachusetts: Leader in chowder-fuel technology.  Rhode Island: where   
   George Bush thinks roads come from.  Florida: where George Bush thinks   
   floors come from.  LaBamba doesn't understand.   
      
   Ray Liotta:   
   	Some people don't give up on movie references or   
   autograph-seeking.  Watches open-heart surgery.  Tried touching   
   someone's heart.  Waste of time but he likes touching hearts.  Going to   
   morgue; late due to traffic accident; morgue had the guy.  That's not   
   funny!   
      
   Marc Maron:   
   	Fargo: cute widdle city.  Are they stranded?  ``You know, you   
   can go to a real city.''  Crazy woman said he saved her life; he had   
   nothing to do.  Mormons, football coach, property for those against   
   rape.  Carload of articles on the Beatles.  Go to the governor with her?   
    No business cards; here's her driver's licence.  Signed divorce papers   
   today.   Relationship Tourettes.  Excited by Obama.   
      
      
   Loudon Wainwright III:   
   	Recovery: Muse Blues?  Oh, it's Loudon Wainwright III.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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