From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   19 September 2008 - Ice-T, Dwayne Wade, Shane Mauss, Triumph the Insult Comic   
   Dog.   
   	Conologue.  The number of people using the Internet to search   
   for porn is down.  Also, the number of liars is up.  A survey of Britain   
   finds nine new kinds of problem drinkers; eight of them are Amy   
   Winehouse.   
      
   	Favre in Madden '09 video game.  'I'm cold, I'm going to get a   
   sweater!'   
      
   	Late Night Sausage Party.   
      
   	Triumph the Insult Comic Dog interviews Ralph Nader.  Who did   
   you think?  Is Nader going to stick with his Russian accent thing?   
   Insulting someone in 1982, try naming him Conan the Barbarian.  Nader   
   stole posture of Mister Burns.  Why not investigate adult toy industry?   
   This is even weirder than Nader's REAL ACTUAL NOT MADE UP campaign ad   
   where he romances a parrot.  Nader's media: hippie Norm from Madison,   
   Wisconsin.  Nader blows the roof off puppetry.  ``I know you can't vote   
   because we discriminate against dogs.''  Gives Nader $5 to buy a new   
   suit; trouble getting the money off.   
      
   Ice-T:   
   	Finds locker rooms creepy.  Too nude.  Went to Arizona on   
   Writers Strike.  Annoying pitch from whining kids.  Likes kids, doesn't   
   want to hold others'.  Sees people that, back in the day, he'd have   
   robbed.  Excessively expensive jewelry: don't take it out of the case.   
   Stealing and signing autographs.   
      
   Dwayne Wade:   
   	Wearing automobile on his hand.  Basketball gold medal.   
   Trash-talk countries at Olympics, if you know the language.  Australia?   
   ``Sueper Sex time delay capsule''.  One becomes effective for man only.   
   Naked guy tackles him.   
      
   Shane Mauss:   
   	Amusement park accidents: who are the other victims?  Truck   
   commercials.  Uses the behind-the-band camera.  Alternate house-breaking   
   strategies.  Electric blanket fears.   
      
   	Conan in Tron getup for a new bumper.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)