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   23 September 2008 - Billy Bob Thornton, Aasif Mandvi, Kenny Shopsin.   
   	Conologue.  The Cubs deny they'll let a 104-year-old man throw   
   out the first pitch, but he has been signed as a relief pitcher for the   
   Mets.   
      
   	Instant Audience Upgrade.  Free unlimited pretzels.  Wi-Fi.   
   Phones shaped like heads.  Far from Audience Creep Back Row Bob (guess   
   who?), who runs away.  Director's voice audio.  Landing gear.  Private   
   bathroom, James Lipton.   
      
   	LaBamba wins a MacArthur Genius Grants.  His bad performances   
   were an act.  Blushes redder than Conan's hair or his tie.  Erudite   
   polyglot.  Chinese finger trap.  LaBamba claims if he breaks character   
   he could lose his genius grant.   
      
      
   Billy Bop Thornton:   
   	Could he play Freddy Krueger?  Bad Halloween costumes; tried   
   mummy.  Went to gay neighborhood dressed as woman.  Terrorism movie.   
      
      
   Aasif Mandvi:   
   	Fears when Daily Show first called: imagined being in turban,   
   sitting on magic carpet.  He owns no turban; you don't usually leave   
   without one.  British boarding school.  Father thinks he's in show   
   business.  Asked Congressman john Murtha what Congress planned not to   
   accomplish.  Didn't take the joke.  Punched in face: awful for him,   
   awesome story.  People change on camera.   
      
      
   Kenny Shopsin:   
   	Pancakes.  Puts stuff in them.  The pan's hot.  Macaroni,   
   cheese.  Kid (Peter) wanted macaroni and cheese or pancakes.  Conan   
   Burger: a little sex appeal and some genius?  Shopsin doesn't get it.   
   They told him not to use technical terms.  Chocolate chips?  Burger?   
   Graham cracker crumbs?  Conan Burger on incomprehensible menu.  Peanut   
   butter and jelly pancakes.   
      
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