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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   24 September 2008 - Jaime Pressly, Littl   
   26 Sep 08 01:45:36   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   24 September 2008 - Jaime Pressly, Little Britain, Lenka.   
   	Conologue.  PETA urged Ben and Jerry's to use human breast milk;   
   Ben and Jerry's said it would make the factory tour more popular.   
      
   	Sarah Palin in New York City, remote cars.  Bad section of town:   
   Wall Street.  Goes to top of Empire State Building to see Europe.  Bronx   
   Zoo shooting spree; has a giraffe.  Tow by dogsled past Independence   
   Hall (Philadelphia).  Real dogs.  One's coasting.   
      
   Why is Carrot Top in our audience?  e-mail your answer.   
      
   In The Year 2000, Alec Baldwin Edition.   
   	Brett Fabre will lead the Jets to a crushing victory over the Bengals.  I'm   
   sorry, did I say the Bengals?  I meant the 80s pop star the Bangles.   
      
   	Kirstie Alley launches own version of the Jenny Craig diet by eating someone   
   named Jenny and someone named Craig.   
      
   	Turkeys will succeed in having Thanksgiving renamed Murder Day.   
      
   	Singer David Bowie will embarrass himself by going into a deli and ordering   
   the ch-ch-ch-chowder.  (Conan seems embarrassed.)   
      
   	After I (Alec Baldwin) have dinner with Conan O'Brien the tabloids will print   
   'Alec Baldwin has dinner with Molly Ringwald'.   
      
   Question: has a female guest ever done In The Year 2000?   
      
   Jaime Pressly:   
   	Her accent changes with attitude.  Tanning.  First public   
   performance.  3/4-year-old dancers.  Tights stuck in bow.   
      
   Little Britain:   
   	Torture in US-produced anonymity.  Merchandising.  Coin tray.   
   Pixellated nude suits.  Penis plurals.  Guest stars?  Family's friend   
   Sue Gill doesn't like nude sketches.   
      
   Lenka:   
   	Lenka: The Show.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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