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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   25 September 2008 - Julianne Moore, Zach   
   26 Sep 08 01:46:07   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   25 September 2008 - Julianne Moore, Zachary Levi, Jakob Dylan, Triumph the   
   Insult Comic Dog.   
   	Conologue.  Bush phoned McCain and Obama to discuss the economy.   
    The discussion consisted of yelling ``Suckers!'' and hanging up.  Clay   
   Aiken doesn't want son embarrassed that his father is gay; wants him   
   embarrassed his father is Clay Aiken.   
      
   	Brian McCann at Wall Street.  Foreclosed bench and traffic light   
   facing the wrong way.  My pants have just been repossessed.  Also the   
   green screen.  Conan has the disturbing angle of the unconscious McCann.   
      
   	CNN article on Abe Vigoda.  He's alive.  A top New York handball   
   player who still plays.   
      
   	Triumph at David Blaine at 3 am.  Hours without entertaining   
   anyone.  Imagine if he went blind and couldn't see all the people giving   
   him the finger.  How's it hanging?  Looks alive, you can turn him   
   upside-down again.  Hardest part of Houdini's stunts: 15 minute coffee   
   break.  The coffee could be exceedingly hot.  You think he's peeing   
   right now?  Picking up blondes.  Triumph buried in ice for five minutes.   
    Blaine and Triumph kiss.   
      
      
   Julianne Moore:   
   	Weird Internet guy claims was married to her.  How to give a   
   rose bush (interchild torture).  Hurts Conan.  Showing kids movies she   
   loved, eg, Ring Of Bright Water.  Forgot traumatic ending.  Romantic   
   comedy about world going blind.   
      
   Zachary Levi:   
   	He's big.  Growth spurt; unrecognizable.  Unccordinated.  Go   
   nerds!  Light sabre on iPhone.  Why our country's going down the toilet.   
    Skydiving.  Tandem.   
      
   Jakob Dylan, Norah Jones:   
   	Seeing Things: Beats me.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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