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|    25 September 2008 - Julianne Moore, Zach    |
|    26 Sep 08 01:46:07    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              25 September 2008 - Julianne Moore, Zachary Levi, Jakob Dylan, Triumph the       Insult Comic Dog.        Conologue. Bush phoned McCain and Obama to discuss the economy.        The discussion consisted of yelling ``Suckers!'' and hanging up. Clay       Aiken doesn't want son embarrassed that his father is gay; wants him       embarrassed his father is Clay Aiken.               Brian McCann at Wall Street. Foreclosed bench and traffic light       facing the wrong way. My pants have just been repossessed. Also the       green screen. Conan has the disturbing angle of the unconscious McCann.               CNN article on Abe Vigoda. He's alive. A top New York handball       player who still plays.               Triumph at David Blaine at 3 am. Hours without entertaining       anyone. Imagine if he went blind and couldn't see all the people giving       him the finger. How's it hanging? Looks alive, you can turn him       upside-down again. Hardest part of Houdini's stunts: 15 minute coffee       break. The coffee could be exceedingly hot. You think he's peeing       right now? Picking up blondes. Triumph buried in ice for five minutes.        Blaine and Triumph kiss.                     Julianne Moore:        Weird Internet guy claims was married to her. How to give a       rose bush (interchild torture). Hurts Conan. Showing kids movies she       loved, eg, Ring Of Bright Water. Forgot traumatic ending. Romantic       comedy about world going blind.              Zachary Levi:        He's big. Growth spurt; unrecognizable. Unccordinated. Go       nerds! Light sabre on iPhone. Why our country's going down the toilet.        Skydiving. Tandem.              Jakob Dylan, Norah Jones:        Seeing Things: Beats me.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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