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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   26 September 2008 - Brooke Shields, Robe   
   27 Sep 08 03:11:40   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   26 September 2008 - Brooke Shields, Robert Reich, Amos Lee.   
   	Conologue.  Bailout plan doesn't protect the little guy?  Dennis   
   Kucinich says, ``I'll be fine.''  Sarah Palin popular costume; if you're   
   dressed as Palin you're not allowed to talk to anyone dressed as a   
   reporter.  People Magazine paid Clay Aiken $500,000 for the interview   
   when he announced he was gay.  The directors of Lehman Brothers and AIG   
   announced, they're gay.   
      
   	People nervous about spending money: ruin at the vending   
   machine.   
      
   	NBC Made-for-TV movie on Financial Crisis.  Henry Paulson: The   
   Silver Surfer.  Chris Dodd: Sam the Eagle.  Ben Bernake: Any gay owner   
   of a bed and breakfast in Vermont.  Harry Reid: The American Gothic guy.   
    Barney Guy: Peter Griffin from Family Guy.  Bob Bennett: Mister Burns.   
   Nancy Pelosi: Fire Marshall Bill. Chuck Schumer: Al Muster.  President   
   Bush: A Deer Caught In The Headlights.   
      
   	Late Night VIP Seat.  Will Arnett.  He's into the show.  Gets a   
   beer, and Max to play 'We Will Rock You'.  Arby's sign.  Goes to urinal.   
    Tosses bottle.   
      
      
   Brooke Shields:   
   	Famous early, imprinting on herself.  Child had 'Mom' separated   
   from 'Brooke Shields'.  Weird, hostile interaction with cabbie trying to   
   get to 9th Street.  Thought to act crazier.  Gave him a nice tip.  ``I'm   
   so stupid, I don't know how to shut the door.''   
      
   Robert Reich:   
   	Detective Conan O'Brien and Detective Former Secretary of Labor   
   Robert Reich.  Conan was too tall.  Never before has so much money been   
   asked from so many for so few who screwed up so badly.  Yesterday was   
   weird.  'Socialist Capitalism', trickle-down not working.  Worst   
   financial craziness and inequality since 1929.   
      
   Amos Lee:   
   	Last Days at the Lodge: Missed the song.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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