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|    26 September 2008 - Brooke Shields, Robe    |
|    27 Sep 08 03:11:40    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              26 September 2008 - Brooke Shields, Robert Reich, Amos Lee.        Conologue. Bailout plan doesn't protect the little guy? Dennis       Kucinich says, ``I'll be fine.'' Sarah Palin popular costume; if you're       dressed as Palin you're not allowed to talk to anyone dressed as a       reporter. People Magazine paid Clay Aiken $500,000 for the interview       when he announced he was gay. The directors of Lehman Brothers and AIG       announced, they're gay.               People nervous about spending money: ruin at the vending       machine.               NBC Made-for-TV movie on Financial Crisis. Henry Paulson: The       Silver Surfer. Chris Dodd: Sam the Eagle. Ben Bernake: Any gay owner       of a bed and breakfast in Vermont. Harry Reid: The American Gothic guy.        Barney Guy: Peter Griffin from Family Guy. Bob Bennett: Mister Burns.       Nancy Pelosi: Fire Marshall Bill. Chuck Schumer: Al Muster. President       Bush: A Deer Caught In The Headlights.               Late Night VIP Seat. Will Arnett. He's into the show. Gets a       beer, and Max to play 'We Will Rock You'. Arby's sign. Goes to urinal.        Tosses bottle.                     Brooke Shields:        Famous early, imprinting on herself. Child had 'Mom' separated       from 'Brooke Shields'. Weird, hostile interaction with cabbie trying to       get to 9th Street. Thought to act crazier. Gave him a nice tip. ``I'm       so stupid, I don't know how to shut the door.''              Robert Reich:        Detective Conan O'Brien and Detective Former Secretary of Labor       Robert Reich. Conan was too tall. Never before has so much money been       asked from so many for so few who screwed up so badly. Yesterday was       weird. 'Socialist Capitalism', trickle-down not working. Worst       financial craziness and inequality since 1929.              Amos Lee:        Last Days at the Lodge: Missed the song.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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