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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   30 September 2008 - #2648 - Julia Louis-   
   01 Oct 08 20:23:29   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   30 September 2008 - #2648 -  Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Cera, Nate Borgatze.   
   	Conologue.  Jewish leaders wished Bush a happy Jewish New Year.   
   This upset Bush, who now thinks he missed Jewish Christmas.  China plans   
   to launch a space station: it will hold 1.4 million astronauts.   
      
   	First Mattress Bank commercial.  Looks like the 'tastic guy   
   doing it.  Mattress ATM.  We Put Your Money To Sleep, much like Wall   
   Street.   
      
   	Walkover music, Max throws in show-open drumbeat for   
   awkwardness.   
      
   	Yo, Wall Street!  Bush: embrace your unpopularity.  Death   
   penalty for trees.  Outlaw school bus brakes.  Preemptive war on sun.   
   Right, punk rock turkey in a baby swing listening to Amazing Grace on   
   bagpipes?  (Needed peppier song.)  Stock broker; want to buy two healthy   
   kidneys?  Joel on cheaper lottery tickets: greater chance of dying   
   indoors.  (Stock broker works at Mcdonald's.)  Pathetic like a fox!  God   
   wants Congress back to work; Jesus won't wait in the car.   
      
   	Max wants off for Rosh Hashana.  Max goes all Palin explaining   
   the holiday.  They blow the shofar to summon Pat Morita who comes down   
   from heaven to hand out lottery tickets to all the Jewish boys and   
   girls.  Old-testament strip club Exxxodus.  Real name Charles Winthrop.   
      
      
   Julia Louis-Dreyfus:   
   	African village Donald Trump sorry for Louis-Dreyfus's husband.   
   Kids fascinated by his hairy legs: simba.  Commencement speech at   
   Northwestern.  Tina Fey won Emmy thinking how Julia Louis-Dreyfus would   
   play it.  Conan and Louis-Dreyfus steal Fey's Emmy after belabored   
   setup.  There's mirrors by the performance area.  Conan swiped a panty.   
      
   Michael Cera:   
   	Superbad in Italy: disliked.  Dad's from Sicily.  Haunted hotel   
   room?  Speaker phone doesn't happen to others?  Almost beaten up in bar   
   by guy who'd to go to Los Angeles with him.  Acting when 9, sitcom with   
   Randy Quaid.  Heckled.   
      
   Nate Borgatze:   
   	Middle East tour.  He's white.  Wal-Mart.  Evolution.  Dogs   
   smelling cancer.  Fantasy football game.  Starts slow and dies.   
      
   	- This is the first time I watched an episode by streaming   
   video, with HDTV aspect ratio, rather than on the Real TV.  I had no   
   idea how badly centered the NBC2000 closing credits were in flashing the   
   company logos.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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