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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   2 October 2008 - #2650 - Tom Arnold, Fla   
   03 Oct 08 20:42:32   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   2 October 2008 - #2650 - Tom Arnold, Flavor Flav, Ben Folds.   
   	Conologue.  Palin thought the Supreme Court was regular court   
   with extra cheese.  (This is a repurposed old In The Year 2000   
   prediction, when the population was shocked to learn this.)  New Mets   
   Mascot: Collapsy McFailure.  World's Fattest Man getting married: he   
   proposed by getting down on one knee and he's still there.   
      
   	Conan frets over awkward Robin Wright Penn kiss/whisper.  Max   
   laughs at Conan's face.   
      
   	Pundit babble: 25 droning.  Mahmoud Abadinejad.   
      
   	Good news: Carlos Santana doesn't need Viagra.   
      
   	Palin at debate camp: Clockwork Orange treatment.   
      
   	SAT analogies.  Audience protests they're not on SATs anymore.   
   Katie Holmes : Currently acting on Broadway :: Amy Winehouse : Currently   
   speeding up Broadway in stolen ambulance.  Bailout bill : returned to   
   the House stuffed with tremendous amounts of Pork :: Kirstie Alley : are   
   you really going to make us spell it out for you?  (Credit for going   
   very minimally against expectations.)  Only Supreme Court case Palin can   
   name : Rove vs Wade :: Bush can name : Alien vs Predator.   
      
   Tom Arnold:   
   	Off caffeine and sugar.  30 Diet Cokes per 12 hours.  Nicarette   
   addiction.  Eat whole cake 'if it's there'.  Maria Shriver setting him   
   up on dates.  Red-haired people can be good looking?  Friends think he's   
   old and fat.  Read Arnold speech on gay marriage; stereotyped gays,   
   conservatives.   
      
   Flavor Flav:   
   	Never without the clock.  Own color combination.  Halloween:   
   people dress as him.  Will go as Conan.  Rhyming: Dr Seuss.  Rapping   
   Green Eggs and Ham.  3-D glasses.  Paris: seeing in real life.  French   
   food, Italian, Pizza Hut.  Used to give traffic reports.  Teches Conan   
   to dance.   
      
   Ben Folds with Regina Spektor:   
   	Way To Normal: You Don't Know Me.  Amazon warns there's an   
   Explicit Album Version.   
      
   	- What happened to Five?   
      
   	Closing credits repeat the Robin Wright Penn awkwardness.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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