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|    2 October 2008 - #2650 - Tom Arnold, Fla    |
|    03 Oct 08 20:42:32    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              2 October 2008 - #2650 - Tom Arnold, Flavor Flav, Ben Folds.        Conologue. Palin thought the Supreme Court was regular court       with extra cheese. (This is a repurposed old In The Year 2000       prediction, when the population was shocked to learn this.) New Mets       Mascot: Collapsy McFailure. World's Fattest Man getting married: he       proposed by getting down on one knee and he's still there.               Conan frets over awkward Robin Wright Penn kiss/whisper. Max       laughs at Conan's face.               Pundit babble: 25 droning. Mahmoud Abadinejad.               Good news: Carlos Santana doesn't need Viagra.               Palin at debate camp: Clockwork Orange treatment.               SAT analogies. Audience protests they're not on SATs anymore.       Katie Holmes : Currently acting on Broadway :: Amy Winehouse : Currently       speeding up Broadway in stolen ambulance. Bailout bill : returned to       the House stuffed with tremendous amounts of Pork :: Kirstie Alley : are       you really going to make us spell it out for you? (Credit for going       very minimally against expectations.) Only Supreme Court case Palin can       name : Rove vs Wade :: Bush can name : Alien vs Predator.              Tom Arnold:        Off caffeine and sugar. 30 Diet Cokes per 12 hours. Nicarette       addiction. Eat whole cake 'if it's there'. Maria Shriver setting him       up on dates. Red-haired people can be good looking? Friends think he's       old and fat. Read Arnold speech on gay marriage; stereotyped gays,       conservatives.              Flavor Flav:        Never without the clock. Own color combination. Halloween:       people dress as him. Will go as Conan. Rhyming: Dr Seuss. Rapping       Green Eggs and Ham. 3-D glasses. Paris: seeing in real life. French       food, Italian, Pizza Hut. Used to give traffic reports. Teches Conan       to dance.              Ben Folds with Regina Spektor:        Way To Normal: You Don't Know Me. Amazon warns there's an       Explicit Album Version.               - What happened to Five?               Closing credits repeat the Robin Wright Penn awkwardness.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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