From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   7 October 2008 - #2653 - Russell Crowe, Alicia Keys, Death Cab for Cutie.   
   	Conologue.  Bush declared that anyone who makes bad decisions   
   should fail; then looked around the room and said, hey, why did it get   
   so quiet in here?  89 percent of men prefer women with small natural   
   breasts to women with big fake breasts; of course, this was a survey of   
   men with their wives in the room.   
      
   	Australians came to see Russell Crowe.  They have a flag and get   
   better seats.   
      
   	Beverly Hills Chihuahua: Talking dogs for Max, Conan, and A   
   Rusell Crowe Dog who can lick his own nose.  Really good.   
      
   	Late Night Federal Assumption Of Unsecured Short-Term Debt Small   
   Talk Moment.  Spinach for an economic Popeye.  IOUs into IO U-Wins.   
      
   	Mandatory Sexual Harassment Seminar.  Problem employees:  Jeremy   
   'Diddlefingers' Thomas; Joey 'The Bulge' McGuinness; James Lipton   
   Staring At Me While Licking A Lollipop; Chihuahua James Lipton.   
      
   	- Whoever had the James Lipton/Chihuahua James Lipton idea   
   deserves a bonus point.   
      
   	Googling with the STARS.   
      
   Russell Crowe:   
   	Advice for Chihuahua Russell Crowe.  Brings Australians up.   
   Friend of Steve Irwin.  Turtle surprise: crocodile advice.  Drinking   
   with him.  Stories about kids.  Directing kid to be a good man: but the   
   kid knows he's part of Mom.   
      
   Alicia Keys:   
   	Singing since four.  Teacher.  Keys is adopted name: considered   
   Banana, Capital, Wiles.  Mother warned: stripper name.  Distracting hat   
   for Conan.   
      
   Death Cab for Cutie:   
   	Narrow Stairs: I don't know.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)