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   8 October 2008 - #2654 - Molly Shannon, Jason Ritter, Noah McCullough.   
   	Conologue.  Last night's debate is characterized as flat,   
   boring, and uninteresting; as a result it's been picked up as a fall   
   series by NBC.  Debate broadcast across Europe, Asia, and South America,   
   or as Sarah Palin calls them, Russia.  Obama may have received $3.3   
   million in campaign contributions from abroad; turns out that broad is   
   Oprah Winfrey.  Republicans are making accusations of voter fraud   
   because of registered voters with fake-sounding names.  The   
   fakest-sounding name?  Barack Obama.  The winner of Florida may be   
   decided by the under-30-year-old voters in that state, Kyle and Stacy.   
   Jamie Lynn Spears may be pregnant again, but her sex ed teacher has   
   finally been fired.   
      
   	- Another strong monologue.   
      
   	McCain wandering, muttering lost.  'I've become vapor.'   
      
   	Brian McCann at Wall Street.  Martin Simmons, London.  'English'   
   pound weakening.  Raul St Christophe, Paris.  Germany.  China.  Pierre   
   Bernard's body in South Africa.   
      
   	- I loved the dragging on of this and the reappearance of   
   'goldfish in my ear' McCain.   
      
   	Fathers DeCarlo and Kelly.  Bill Maher.    Conan O'Smith fake   
   ID.  (Date of Birth is right; ID 242 344 481 and address 826 West 22 St   
   4-D, New York City, 10091.  What's there?)   
      
   Molly Shannon:   
   	Kids doing well; aware of bad touches.  Conan smells best of   
   talk-show hosts, like Irish Spring soap.  Apartment mouse problem.   
   Growing up repressed Irish-Catholic.  Don't drink free milk.  Lesbian   
   fantasy?  Very specific honest answer.  I think the lights do something   
   weird here.   
      
   Jason Ritter:   
   	Filming in Africa.  Cheetah reserve/winery.  Movie   
   written/directed/stars girlfriend of nine years.  There's an actual   
   video store.  Shade Tipping section (covers with people looking over   
   their sunglasses).  Being haunted by sexy ghosts?   
      
   Noah McCullough:   
   	8th grade author.  Kindergarden mock election 2000.  Asked   
   questions: banned from mock voting.  Sees 2032 as his year.   
   Presidential trivia.  Lyndon Johnson bought his wife's wedding ring at   
   Sears for $2.50.  Ronald Reagan loved playing with other people's   
   earlobes.  Has met Carter, George W Bush (maybe he should lay off jokes   
   a bit), George H W Bush (how does it feel to be one of the few people   
   who's spanked the current leader of the Free World?  Barbara did the   
   spanking).   
      
   	- Unanswered question: is he related to David McCullough?   
      
   	- Calvin Coolidge liked having his bald head rubbed with   
   Vaseline.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)