From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   10 October 2008 - #2656 - LL Cool J, Oliver Stone, Dead Confederate.   
   	Conologue.  Town in upstate New York sent out ballots saying   
   'Barack Osama'; they apologized and sent out 'Barack Hussein Osama'.   
   Due to complaints Walgreen had to remove talking dolls of Barack Obama   
   and John McCain from their stores.  Also the real Ralph Nader.  Celine   
   Dion insists she tour with her dentist; he also likes to inflict pain.   
      
   	Worried traders from Wall Street news pictures.   
      
   	Max: Shameless Palin Porno Perv.   
      
   	Washington Lobbyist Artie Kendall lobbies Conan to stop talking   
   Washington Lobbyists.  There's another Olsen triplet only he knows   
   about.   
      
   	Chihuahua Max, Conan, Joel, LL Cool J (not a chihuahua).   
      
   LL Cool J:   
   	His-design clothes have to fit.  Gave hats to band, audience,   
   chihuahuas.  Look like brakemen on the Union Military Rail Road.  Say no   
   to drugs: they'll set your pants on fire.  Workout book?  Steroid   
   rappers?  Giving audience ladies a rose.  Watering audiences works in   
   Nebraska.   
      
   Oliver Stone:   
   	Always the silly throwaway lines that catch on big.  George W   
   Bush has great story.  Compare to John Wayne acting.  Tension between   
   George W Bush and George H W Bush.  LL Cool J: I've met George Bush, he   
   was cool, he just thought I was P Diddy.  Nicknames.  Conan's George W   
   Bush movie casting: George H W Bush, Bob Barker.  Karl Rove, Porky Pig.   
   Dick Cheney, the Penguin.  Laura Bush, the Joker.  Condoleeza Rice,   
   Snoop Dogg.  George W Bush, Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants.   
      
   Dead Confederate:   
   	Wrecking Ball: No idea.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)