From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   14 October 2008 - #2658 - Harry Connick Jr, Richard Lewis, OAR.   
   	Conologue.  That kid being shotgun-married to Palin's kid,   
   'Whatever', writes Palin's speeches.  Joke about banks giving out   
   toasters for big deposits, which they last did in, what, 1974?  A shark   
   gave birth despite never having contact with a male shark, at least,   
   that's what she's telling her parents.   
      
   	Conan's Panel of Experts.  49 of them.   
      
   	Beverly Hills Chihuahua.  What's not cute about them?   
      
   	John McCain Action Figure: Hello, I'll Invest Badly.  Not for   
   children under 3 years.  Choking hazard?  It really is.   
      
   	Officially The Stupidest Thing We've Ever Done On A Show.  Now   
   that is too.  Apparently Dizz, Billy Tyler, and Hats That People Sent   
   Conan have been forgiven.  I still support the Reverend Otis K Dribbles.   
      
   Harry Connick Jr:   
   	Three kids he's aware of.  They trick-or-treat from other   
   neighborhoods.  Dress him as women?  Used to have pompadour.  Mayonnaise   
   and spackle.  Bad golfer: books all tea times to not be watched.  199.   
   Likes video games.  Spore.  12-person city; keeps dying.  Joystick   
   panel?   
      
   Richard Lewis:   
   	Turning 60.  Scared trick-or-treat kids will kill him.  'Caring   
   for dead man' signs.  Weatherman 100th birthday notices.  Wife, Joyce:   
   not the hottest name.  Sex?  'Start without me', is she done by the time   
   he's home?  Stole Viagra: got cowlick for an hour and a half.  Wraps up   
   for Conan.  If he repeats a joke or gets man-boobs kill him.  Chicken   
   neck.   
      
   	- How is Richard Lewis still the second guest?  He's been a star   
   since, like, the Zachary Taylor administration.  Doesn't he get first   
   billing?   
      
   OAR:   
   	All Sides: Shattered [ Turn The Car Around ]   
      
   	- The online feed had some bad synchronization problems for the   
   closing, although this might have been the servers being overloaded by   
   the debate.   
      
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