From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   29 October 2008 - #2664 - Tracy Morgan, Paget Brewster, The Last Shadow   
   Puppets.   
   	Conologue.  Secret Service arrested a man who climbed over the   
   White House fence; they told him, 'Get back here, Mister President, you   
   still have two more months.'  Obama's infomercial preempted Knight   
   Rider: he's not even president yet but is already making America a   
   better place.  Obama mixed up sitcom characters, thinking Wheezy was a   
   character from Sanford and Son, and just like that, the election is wide   
   open.  Cloris Leachman was voted off Dancing With The Stars ...   
   actually, she wasn't voted off, she just wandered off.  A man accused of   
   a sex crime in Canada has three testicles; may take a while to find a   
   jury of his peers.   
      
   	Audienceys.  Audience maimings.   
      
   	Jessica Simpson's 'Major Movie Star': not to be released in any   
   country where English is a primary language.  LaBamba can't act.  He's   
   going to Russia.   
      
   Tracy Morgan:   
   	Running for mayor of New York City.  Everyone gets money,   
   cheese.  Michael Bloomberg not in underwear.  Stretch marks galore.   
   Pillsbury Doughboy giggle from Kim Kardashian.  Oprah used his dressing   
   room.  Sexual tension?  Married Sade ten or twelve years ago, airport   
   fight?  His alter ego is Chico Divine, biological child of Lee Remick   
   and Ernest Borgnine.  Tony Randall/Randolf?  Telly Savalas gave him love   
   and guidance.  This only happens every time he's on the show.  Halloween   
   scary.  Stays indoors: he's black.  Huh?  Point spread in election; the   
   fix is in.  Triple crown?  Secretary of Defense?  Kimbo Slice?  Loves   
   Donna, his trainer.  Booed at the Apollo.  'My son died on a unicycle!'   
      
   	- Seriously, what is with Tracy Morgan?  Is this just a great   
   character work or is he really this dangerously insane?   
      
   Paget Brewster:   
   	Dress from eBay.  They won't sell shoes to foot fetishists, will   
   sell cribs for infant-wannabe men.  Parents gave her wood vice, and made   
   up 'bat fishing': meat on string that won't catch bat.  Allegedly: tie   
   string to a hot dog, fly a seagull like a kite; hope Tracy Morgan isn't   
   listening.  Nobody runs with a real gun in high heels through Seattle   
   except Tracy Morgan.  Advice from FBI guy on flashers: point and laugh.   
      
   The Last Shadow Puppets:   
   	Age of the Understatement: Standing Next To Me.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)