From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   3 November 2008 - #2667 - Brian Williams, Bill Bellamy, The Decemberists.   
   	String dance!   
      
   	Conologue.  Mercifully no undecideds.  Sarah Palin was fooled by   
   some Canadian comics into accepting a pretend phone call from Nicholas   
   Sarkozy because she has no idea who that is.  An eight-year-old kid was   
   sent home from school for wearing a Jesus costume, which is surprising   
   as he brought enough lunch for everybody.   
      
   	Clarke Dayton: filling in for LaBamba after a car accident.   
   With a moustache and hat he can sort of be LaBamba.   
      
   	Calling Ayman Al-Zawahiri.  Zune!  No statement, as their best   
   writer just left to work on 'Entourage'.  They want to influence Paris   
   Hilton's BFF.   
      
   	Late Night Election Eve Small Talk Moment.   
      
   	SAT Analogies.  School teachers: Don't run with scissors :: John   
   McCain: Don't run with Sarah Palin.  Championship eater Kobayashi: ate   
   53 hot dogs :: Kirstie Alley: ate Kobayashi.   
      
   Brian Williams:   
   	Maybe it won't be a late late late Election night.  Conan   
   Brokaws.  Are we mistrusting polls?  Their election studio: virtual.   
   When do excessively long lines become poll taxes, and when are we   
   obligated to make voting simpler?  Seems to think votes will be cast   
   *for* Sarah Palin.  Could need scorecards to tell new Congresscritters.   
   And they'll be going right over Conan's timeslot!   
      
   Bill Bellamy:   
   	Did you vote early?  Conan voted 2016 already.  Family worries   
   voting will lead to other things going wrong.  Likes old McCain trying   
   to get a job.  He'd be fun President: barbeque grills.  Tax *good*   
   marijuana.   
      
   The Decemberists:   
   	Always a Bridesmaid: No idea.   
      
   	Conan urges people to vote.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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