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|    7 November 2008 - #2670 - Ricky Gervais,    |
|    10 Nov 08 21:49:04    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              7 November 2008 - #2670 - Ricky Gervais, Vera Farmiga, Chromeo.        Conologue. To make room for Obama's basketball court at the       White House workers will have to take out Bush's Slip-N-Slide. Kenyan       mothers are glad Obama won because 'John McCain' means 'Your goat just       ate my daughter' in Swahili. The mayoral election in one Minnesota town       was tied, so they would decide it by flipping a coin, but the economy's       bad enough no one has a coin. Conan starts riffing on his life after       disappearing.               Yes We Can: Bob the Builder. Franklin Delano Roosevelt stole       from Popeye: 'We've Got Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself!' Using footage       from a Popeye cartoon drawn a decade after Roosevelt died. George HW       Bush stole 'read my lips: no new taxes' from MushMouth. Bill Clinton       stole 'I did not have sex with that woman' from Patrick of Spongebob       Squarepants.               Can Pierre Bernard eat a piece of sushi, which doesn't agree       with him? Yes, almost. And he vomits.               Clutch Cargo John McCain: He's a little bitter. It's hard       staying on script. My friends. He's upset with Sarah Palin too.              Ricky Gervais:        He's on James Lipton's show. Conan's going on too. Conan's not       acting (he's really Chip Whitley). Why would you ever urinate into a       sink? It was a small flat. It was easier than leaving his bed. At       least take the dishes out first. He has a problem popping his head       around looking at things, leading to the need to do lots of takes.               Blog: kinds of self-portraits. New photographs: silly poses       with a British novelist. They were showing kids how they amused       themselves before technology. Conan's legs are too long.              Vera Farmiga:        Eight months pregnant. The hospital wanted to know her plan for       the delivery. (Deliver.) Conan hasn't heard of eating the placenta.       What condiments do you use? Husband begs, don't make him eat it.       Conan's hair gets weird. Placenta art? Used to be an extra; second       job, just after air conditioner technology work.              Chromeo:        Fancy Footwork: Momma's Boy.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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