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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   7 November 2008 - #2670 - Ricky Gervais,   
   10 Nov 08 21:49:04   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   7 November 2008 - #2670 - Ricky Gervais, Vera Farmiga, Chromeo.   
   	Conologue.  To make room for Obama's basketball court at the   
   White House workers will have to take out Bush's Slip-N-Slide.  Kenyan   
   mothers are glad Obama won because 'John McCain' means 'Your goat just   
   ate my daughter' in Swahili.  The mayoral election in one Minnesota town   
   was tied, so they would decide it by flipping a coin, but the economy's   
   bad enough no one has a coin.  Conan starts riffing on his life after   
   disappearing.   
      
   	Yes We Can: Bob the Builder.  Franklin Delano Roosevelt stole   
   from Popeye: 'We've Got Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself!'  Using footage   
   from a Popeye cartoon drawn a decade after Roosevelt died.  George HW   
   Bush stole 'read my lips: no new taxes' from MushMouth.  Bill Clinton   
   stole 'I did not have sex with that woman' from Patrick of Spongebob   
   Squarepants.   
      
   	Can Pierre Bernard eat a piece of sushi, which doesn't agree   
   with him?  Yes, almost.  And he vomits.   
      
   	Clutch Cargo John McCain: He's a little bitter.  It's hard   
   staying on script.  My friends.  He's upset with Sarah Palin too.   
      
   Ricky Gervais:   
   	He's on James Lipton's show.  Conan's going on too.  Conan's not   
   acting (he's really Chip Whitley).  Why would you ever urinate into a   
   sink?  It was a small flat.  It was easier than leaving his bed.  At   
   least take the dishes out first.  He has a problem popping his head   
   around looking at things, leading to the need to do lots of takes.   
      
   	Blog: kinds of self-portraits.  New photographs: silly poses   
   with a British novelist.  They were showing kids how they amused   
   themselves before technology.  Conan's legs are too long.   
      
   Vera Farmiga:   
   	Eight months pregnant.  The hospital wanted to know her plan for   
   the delivery.  (Deliver.)  Conan hasn't heard of eating the placenta.   
   What condiments do you use?  Husband begs, don't make him eat it.   
   Conan's hair gets weird.  Placenta art?  Used to be an extra; second   
   job, just after air conditioner technology work.   
      
   Chromeo:   
   	Fancy Footwork: Momma's Boy.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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