From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   10 November 2008 - #2671 - Andy Richter, Jim Cramer, Tom Papa.   
   	Conologue.  Parents are planning to name children 'Barack';   
   Sarah Palin told Bristol, don't even think about it.   
   	Since becoming President-Elect Obama has been getting the same   
   security briefings as President Bush, except they're allowed to leave in   
   the scary parts.   
   	Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sent a letter of   
   congratulations to President-Elect Obama, and ended with a note 'Do you   
   like me?  Check yes, no' ... he's waiting to learn in homeroom.   
   	Canadians love their Andy Richter.  Canada cancelled its   
   National Portrait Gallery when it was noticed every picture was of Wayne   
   Gretzky.  Joke given to guy with a Gretzky shirt on.   
   	Oprah's quitting her show in three years; she's just staying   
   three more years to put away a little money.   
      
   	Quantum of Solace earlier titles: Modicum of Respite.  Smidgen   
   of Quietus.  Thimble Of 'Me Time'.  Motor City Fun Bags (with Horatio   
   Sanz).   
      
   	Recycling 'John McCain Is Old' jokes: Larry King is old too.   
      
   	Celebrity Survey.  'I really can't stand ... ' Cloris Leachman:   
   'up anymore.' 'I'm not sure how it happened but I ... ' Amy Winehouse:   
   'recently threw up a catcher's mitt.' 'I carry all my stress in my ... '   
   which gets a good laugh.   
      
   	Audience Questions.  Conan says 'ambient' like he's from Boston.   
    Is Bob Saget booked anytime soon?  Bob Saget was wondering too.   
      
      
   Andy Richter:   
   	Dressed like he just got in from Target.  He's got old: it's the   
   year of health issues.  Throwing his kid over his head?  The Moses Game?   
    Dropped his kid on his head.   
      
   	Has sleep apnea, snored loud enough to wake his wife.  He has a   
   CPAP mask.  Spoils sex life, keeps him from dying young.  _Things I've   
   Learned From Women Who Dumped Me_ essay: Andy's fear of being naked,   
   never discussed when he was a sidekick.  Odd considering many naked   
   sketches.   
      
   	Daughter at premiere of 'Kung Fu Panda' was very excited that it   
   was Kung Fu Panda, even though it was Kung Fu Panda.   
      
      
   Jim Cramer:   
   	Cramer predicted: no stock market recovery for five years.  Got   
   people upset.  He'll stop telling truth.  Guy at football game blamed   
   him for causing the crash.  He's on Xanax.  Loves the Dollar stores.   
   Believes that kids won't know difference between real and fake Nilla   
   Wafers.  (Andy: And you can eventually send them to Collage.)  Housing   
   crisis solution?  Like Franklin Delano Roosevelt, burn down 1.5 million   
   houses.  Cracks up Andy.   
      
      
   Tom Papa:   
   	Living with kids isn't fun.  Old people shouldn't have kids.   
   In-vitro fertilization twins.  He's becoming his parents in unsettling   
   ways.  Parents with their web cameras, bah.  Old people and kids   
   together?  Cheese on pancakes?  Country Bear Jamboree?  Bacon   
   cheeseburger soup?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)