From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   14 November 2008 - #2675 - Masi Oka, Alan Zweibel, Rock of Ages.   
   String Dance!   
   	Conologue.   The GOP is considering hiring a black party   
   chairman; they're just having trouble finding one who's white.  Bush is   
   considering writing a book after he leaves the Presidency; by writing,   
   they mean drawing.  People are considering shopping at discount stores   
   like Costco for Christmas, as nothing says Christmas like 90 rolls of   
   toilet paper.   
      
   	Quantum of Solace titles: Quark of Dormancy.  Schmear Of   
   Placidity.  Fun Size Serving Of Shhhh.  Cap'n Joe's Pants-Off Dance-Off,   
   with Horatio Sanz.   
      
   	Late Night Sausage Party.   
      
   New Satellite Channels.   
   	E! Not At All True Hollywood Story Channel.   
   	Wildlife Talking Trash Channel.  o/` Cause he's a big dumb squid   
   and he has no friends --- o/` [ Slurp! ]   
   	Irresponsible Bear Channel.   
   	Smart Person, Stupid Ghost.  Brian McCann drifting in and out of   
   Vaguely English accents has a US flag in his classroom.   
   	Baby Workout Channel.  Don't stop or you'll crush that baby.   
      
   Masi Oka:   
   	Japanese fans like shouting 'Yatta!' and leaving.  He doesn't   
   like being famous in a bathroom, like, they want to shake hands.  George   
   Takei's personality quirks: get his laugh if you need to impersonate   
   him.  Heroes action figure: how do you play stopping time or   
   teleporting?  The head gets knocked off.  How does he fly for the show?   
   It's still wires.   
      
   Alan Zweibel:   
   	On Saturday Night Live, the original years, the boundaries had   
   to be pushed gradually.  Weekend Update sponsors; the censor, 'because I   
   gave you Pussy Whip last week I'll be more than happy to give you Bleu   
   Balls this week'.  Maternal grandfather made him laugh a lot.  'Alan   
   made a forgery'.  Wrote the book _North_; Rob Reiner turned it into a   
   movie.  Roger Ebert's review: 'I hated hated HATED this movie.'  (Ebert   
   made a book out of this too.)   
      
   Rock of Ages:   
   	New musical playing at New World Stages.   
      
   	Beautiful black-and-white movie credit outro.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)