From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   17 November 2008 - #2676 - Snoop Dogg, Brian Regan, Blitzen Trapper.   
   	Conologue.  Bill Clinton horny; Hillary Clinton shrew; John   
   McCain bitter; Joe Biden bald; Indians do tech support while Jews cheap;   
   Larry King old.  NASA has installed a machine allowing astronauts to   
   recycle and drink their own urine.  The astronaut's first words on   
   testing the machine were, ``That's one small step for man, one --- oh my   
   God this still tastes like piss!''   
      
   	Conan's 3-year-old son at the circus: he's amazed by the   
   spectacle and by the seats that flip right up.   
      
   	New State Quarters.  Massachusetts 1889?  Alabamra.  Arizona:   
   Where John McCain Yells At Cactuses In His Pajamas.  Mississippi: Hey   
   y'll, Clem just found a tiny music spaceship.  Alaska: Where everything   
   seems like a good idea ... at first.  You're from Florida?  Oh, you're   
   gonna like this.  Hawaii's Mount Rushmore: Obama, Magnum PI, Dog the   
   Bounty Hunter, and the Hawaiian Punch Kid.  Michigan: Use this quarter   
   to buy General Motors.   
      
   	'Crusoe' moment: Friday falls a *lot*.  Sure, NBC, this will   
   work.   
      
   	Can Pierre Bernard ... present his rap tape to Snoop Dogg?  Not   
   without being taken away never to be seen again.  His rap name is   
   'Pierre Bernard'.  Rap rap rap.   
      
   Snoop Dogg:   
   	Bernard needs cool lessons.  Dogg's kids' sleepover: bake a cake   
   for girls.  He was on 'One Life To Live', which used to be his favorite   
   TV show, and they used his theme.  Amsterdam with Willie Nelson and   
   Snoop Dogg on April 20: redundant?  Woman with a Dogg tattoo on her   
   lower back: weird?  Beautiful.  He goes places the paparazzi are scared   
   to go, and has large bodyguards.  Coaches boys' football.   
      
   Brian Regan:   
   	Game show contestant interviews are frivolous.  How is the sense   
   of humor measured in mules?  NBC added fake bird calls to a golf   
   tournament, badly (as I understand it, bird sound effects are never   
   added correctly).   
      
   Blitzen Trapper:   
   	Furr: Furr.  (Including bird foley.)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)