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   20 November 2008 - #2679 - Rosie O'Donnell, Becki Newton, Brian Wilson.   
   String Dance!   
   	Conologue.  Auto industry executives wouldn't have taken three   
   jets to beg for bailouts, but their cars only get three miles per   
   gallon.  People start lying about their origins as Conan fumbles lines.   
      
   	Green Your Routine.  NBC's worst episodes: reduce, reuse,   
   recycle.  My Own Worst Enemy, Knight Rider, Kath and Kim.   
      
   	Can Pierre Bernard ... Do a Pull-Up?  He was put off all   
   exercise after the Jumping Jack Incident of 1982; he's not legally   
   allowed to talk about it.  Don't do a pull up from drop tiles.   
      
   	LaBamba's out.  Clark Aiden had to go somewhere.  Filling in:   
   Curtis Folk (sp?).   
      
   	A Dog For Obama's Family: The Really Tall Dachshund (Who Stares   
   At Conan).  The Evil Puppy.  Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.  Rob Smigel   
   gets in the picture.   
      
   Rosie O'Donnell:   
   	She's wearing 'Spanks'.  Has post-traumatic stress disorder from   
   watching The View; it was a good experience that didn't end well.  After   
   shows they all go to TGI Friday's and get potato skins.  Barbara Walters   
   on View Alumni.  Walters likes everyone to play nice, but there's not   
   hanging out at Chili's for potato skins.  Warned The View there might be   
   problems hiring her.  Rob Smigel's dad fixed her teeth.   
      
   	Adopted teen son: tall, handsome, muscled, into girls.  Needs   
   The Talk.  Conan hasn't had it yet.  He was enthusiastic for it.  Son   
   criticizes O'Donnell's fashion choices as gay, noting, she's gay.  He   
   was affected by _Billy Elliot_.   
      
   Becki Newton:   
   	She's recognized on the street as Kelly Ripa.  Plays mean on   
   _Ugly Betty_ thanks to audition experience and an unhappy surveying a   
   person top-to-bottom.  Could the show be a Broadway musical?  She had   
   one Broadway Musical audition, _Sweet Smell of Success_; sang a rap,   
   'Mama Will Provide' from _Once On This Island_.  Not a good fit to what   
   they anticipated.   
      
   Brian Wilson:   
   	That Lucky Old Sun: Forever She'll Be My Surfer Girl.   
      
   	Closing credits to 'California Girl'.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)