From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   	(Sorry to be so late with these; basically, my time got consumed   
   much faster than I could have hoped.)   
      
   24 November 2008 - #2681 - Turkey lady Marge Klindera, Hugh Jackman, Tom   
   Morello.   
   	String Dancelet.   
   	Conologue.  The holidays will be less about gifts, more about   
   spending time with the family: what's known as a lose-lose.  GM has   
   ended its endorsement deal with Tiger Woods: ``Woods is successful,   
   competitive, and popular, and that's just not us.''  The urine-recycler   
   on the International Space Station has been out of order; actually, it   
   was fixed days ago but the astronauts keep going, ``No, *you* try it.''   
   The City of Amsterdam has announced a new law will close 43 marijuana   
   cafes: isn't that amazing?  They now have a law in Amsterdam!  A new,   
   noninvasive, form of stomach stapling goes through the patients' throat;   
   the trouble is hiding the stapler inside a doughnut.   
      
   	Googling With The STARS.  Michael Jackson: "Southern California"   
   + "children's playgrounds" + "realistic seesaw costume".  Conan O'Brien:   
   "New York City" + "Strip Club" + "Star Wars-themed".  Max has strong   
   feelings about how to say Scott Baio's last name.  George W Bush: "Adam   
   Smith" + "Wealth Of Nations" + "just kidding" + "Punky Brewster   
   re-runs".   
      
   Marge Klindera:   
   	Weird problem?  Guy who handled a too-big turkey by stomping it   
   until it broke.  Wear plastic gloves.  Giblets are the internal organs   
   of the turkey.  Turkey yoga: pull the wings back.  Conan feels he's not   
   preparing anything right.  It would look cool if the bird exploded.  Jam   
   some herbs in there.  Use oil, not butter, and not so much oil.  Conan   
   bids the cooking time up to eight hours.   
      
   Hugh Jackman:   
   	How to handle being a People Sexiest Man Alive?  He's glad he   
   was in the US, and has a wallet-size print of the People cover for   
   Conan.  Many romantic scenes with Nicole Kidman for 'Australia'; his   
   wife was Kidman's roommate.  Australian slang is weird, like, 'kick the   
   bucket'.  'Keen as mustard'.  'Budgie smuggler': Conan didn't know what   
   budgies were.  Jackman didn't know Americans call Speedos 'Speedos',   
   which is an Australian brand (from the 1920s).   
      
   	In 'Australia' he's riding a horse a lot.  Safety officer   
   worries a lot and wanted plenty of safety gear.  Got thrown off the back   
   of the horse; it would've smashed his head without the safety gear.  Had   
   to say 'just taking a piss' before hitting the ground or he has to buy   
   everyone whiskey.  They get into a push-up contest and break the coffee   
   table.   
      
      
   Tom Morello, The Nightwatchman:   
   	The Fabled City: Whatever It Takes.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)