From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   26 November 2008 - #2683 - Ethan Hawke, Nikki Reed, Plain White T's.   
   	Conologue.  Because of the economy fewer Americans will be   
   travelling to their families; they'll have to get in fights with   
   strangers.  Conan's suit is too small.  Conan spreads the urban legend   
   about turkey-pardoning dating back to Truman (it actually dates back to   
   George H W Bush).  Tokyo zookeepers were disappointed their polar bears   
   weren't mating; it turns out both are female, which explains why they   
   have so many cats.  (Huh?)  Those bears are bipolar (that's better).   
      
   	Conan's Annual Turkey Sketch: it's often violent.  Here's a   
   montage.  Conan wants to be nonviolent.  The pardoned turkey gets maced,   
   attacked by bees, and catches on fire, falling into a shredder, which   
   gets shot.  Conan loves the piece of carpet/linoleum moving the turkey.   
      
   	Sexiest Person At Late Night: Conan, for the 16th year running.   
   First runner up: janitor Dan Henderson.   
      
   	Joe's Place.  Conan falls out at the end of the sketch, but it's   
   not caught on camera, as that would be interesting.   
      
   	Ethan Hawke: He finds niceness from Australians suspicious and   
   expects catastrophe.  They're coordinated.  Is he comfortable parenting   
   a four-month-old?  Scouting location sites in the actual state   
   penitentiary; prisoner keeps nagging for attention.  Hawke's brother is   
   a Green Beret --- he'd built a working crossbow at 12 years old.   
      
   	Nikki Reed: Would Conan make a good 'Twilight' vampire?  She had   
   to exfoliate her tan away.  She's a fan of Conan's hair.  Would black   
   hair change Conan's personality.  Twilight fans are fanatic: what's that   
   like?  A 16-year-old girl passed a note saying in two years she could   
   marry her.  She'd rather be cast as The Weird Girl than as The Pretty   
   Girl.  She tries moving on; Conan's face can be scary.  As a girl would   
   meow her answers.  Conan's in an armadillo phase.  She took a Cat Class.   
      
   Plain White T's:   
   	Big Bad World: 1, 2, 3, 4.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)