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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   25 November 2008 - #2682 - Kanye West, S   
   09 Dec 08 00:30:33   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   25 November 2008 - #2682 - Kanye West, Seth MacFarlane.   
   	Conologue.  John McCain said Sarah Palin was an energizing   
   factor for many people during the campaign; unfortunately for McCain,   
   those people were called Democrats.  Ford makes the cars with the   
   highest safety rating: they're so safe because they never leave the   
   dealer's lot.  Citibank can't sponsor the new Mets Stadium because their   
   finances have collapsed; the Mets protest, our sponsors don't collapse,   
   *we* do.   
      
   	Green Your Routine: Don't talk like a baby.  Triumph: turn the   
   water off when you brush your teeth, unless you're Amy Winehouse, in   
   which case just focus on brushing your teeth.  (Do people actually *not*   
   turn the water off while brushing their teeth?  Why would you leave it   
   running?)   
      
   	Obama Cabinet and Staff Made For TV Movie Casting.  Vice   
   Presidential Chief of Staff Ron Klain: Harvey Fierstein.  Attorney   
   General Eric Holder: Steadman.  Senior Advisor David Axelrod: Higgins   
   from Magnum PI.  Head of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano: Paul   
   Giamatti.  Director of Budget Management Peter Orszag: McLovin from   
   Superbad.  Senior Advisor Valerie Jarret: Short Round from Indiana   
   Jones.  Head of Economic Council Lawrence Summers: Jiminy Glick.   
   Economic Advisor Christina Romer: Glen Campbell.  National Security   
   Advisor Jim Jones: Hank Hill.  Deputy Chief Mona Sutphen: Pittsburgh   
   Steelers safety Troy Polimari.  Deputy Chief of Staff Jim Messina: The   
   Common Garden Mole.  Hillary Clinton: Chucky.   
      
   	+ This was a *lot* of names of people I never heard of before.   
      
   	Radio Ghost Artie Kendall.  You know, NBC did have more than one   
   radio show.   
      
   Kanye West:   
   	Heart made of Legos.  He's secure in his fashion sense.   
   Venetian blind shades?  Beekeeper outfit that looks more normal when   
   it's not zipped past the head.  An Urkel hint.  Famous paparazzi   
   incidents; asserts the law hasn't caught up with them so must assault   
   photographers.  Was he planning to bring theatricality back to music?   
   Microphone thing to process voices.   
      
   Seth MacFarlane:   
   	He does voices: Stewie.  Peter, your basic New England guy.   
   Roger the alien.  Where is he when he runs into fans?  Drunk fraternity   
   guys are into homosexual character actors from the 60s.  Carnegie Hall:   
   he felt like he had no place being there.  William Shatner's Rocket Man.   
    ``You know, this is the first time we've ever been stoned as father and   
   son.  I've got to write about this in my journal.''   
      
   Kanye West:   
   	808s and Heartbreak: Heartless.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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