From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   28 November 2008 - (Rerun) - Megan Mullaly, Brittany Snow, Detroit Octane.   
   	Conologue.  A new study finds obesity does not hurt a man's   
   ability to produce sperm; unfortunately, the obese sperm doesn't   
   fertilize the egg, but rather scrambles it with egg and cheese.  Britney   
   Spears will not be charged with driving over the foot of a photographer,   
   on a technicality: she wasn't driving at the moment, her baby was.   
      
   	Conan visits Deepak Chopra.  He diagnoses Conan as   
   self-centered, desperately needing to be right, with childhood trauma;   
   it might be why he's successful, but they're risk factors for premature   
   death.  'Who are you?' 'I'm Popeye the sailor man.'  'What do you want?'   
   'Me spinach, ach-ach-ach-ach-ach.'  His heroes include Abraham Lincoln,   
   Thor, Spider-Man (the early comics), Hogan from Hogan's Heroes.  On a   
   screwed-up scale of 1 to 10, Conan is 8.3.  Breathing exercises.  He's   
   in kindergarden, and is a good little boy, but screwed up.  Conan wants   
   to blame one of his parents: his father.  A massage.  Oil on Conan's   
   third eye.  A bubble bath.  We've reached the end of the road, or maybe   
   the beginning, or maybe there never was a road.  The 'Die Hard' sequels   
   weren't as good as the original.   
      
   	Late Night Action Figures.  Gyne-O-Blast.  Vomiting Kermit.   
   Commercial for Masturbating Bear Bobble Arm.  The Kermit Vomit (New   
   England Clam Chowder) gets on the doll in an amusing way.   
      
   Megan Mullaly:   
   	Hosting the Tonys isn't that glamorous.  They picked up the   
   Young Frankenstein cast in full dress on a bus.  Guy at Radio City   
   wanted to know, 'What show are you [ Bride of Frankenstein,   
   Frankenstein, Igor ] from?'  The amusing people who attend shows, like   
   the guy in front with a muumuu and younger guy with him who applauded   
   every song as 'FLAWLESS!'   
      
   Brittany Snow:   
   	Her 'John Tucker Must Die' is always on.  Has a same-sex kiss;   
   surprised how much softer girl's lips are.  Natalie Portman had a bit of   
   spinach on her; Snow picked it off, which in hindsight looks like   
   assault.  Told last time about a guy who asked her out and Conan mocked   
   him as playing banjo and being gay; he never talked to her again.  She's   
   been dating crazy guys.  Was looking for her shoes under the bed; found   
   a dildo and freaked out.   
      
   Detroit Octane:   
   	Barack Obama-sistible.  (Parody to the tune of 'Simply   
   Irresistible').   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)