From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   15 December 2008 - #2689 - Amy Adams, Eddie Izzard, John Legend.   
   	Conologue.  Max is flanked by Christmas wreaths, mocking his   
   religion.  The guy who threw his shoe at Bush is being hailed as a hero   
   in Iraq; when he dies, in heaven he'll be rewarded with 72 podiatrists.   
   A Columbian man was arrested for building a tiny submarine to smuggle   
   cocaine; he said the hardest part was swallowing the submarine.  This   
   gets Conan shoed.  A Phylicia-Rashad-is-fat joke gets no shoes or   
   response.  A London man is accused of offering Amy Winehouse drugs; he   
   said he didn't want to offer her drugs, he just didn't know what else to   
   talk to her about.  (No shoe.)   
      
   	Momma's Boys: a really Ryan Seacrest show.   
      
   	Friday's show had a TV-14-V rating because of its   
   potato-on-potato violence.  Explaining it is head of standards and   
   practice Alan Wurtzel, with a chainsaw and severed rubber doll heads.   
      
   	They have a Christmas tree.   
      
   	Celebrity Survey.  (Slightly new intro to it.)  Shoe.  ``I named   
   my son ... Bronx Mowgli, because I hate him.''  We could solve the   
   world's energy problems if ... Scott Healy: ``Harness the power of the   
   world's indifference toward me.''   
      
   Amy Adams:   
   	She's a redhead.  Conan's not firey.  She accepted her paleness   
   growing up.  Was yelled at, at a Georgia swim park, to get a tan.   
   Conan's daughter is looking for her on her _Enchanted_ role in Central   
   Park.  Kids look to her Jezelle role. Used to work at The Gap as   
   greeter.  Shocks Conan.   
      
   Eddie Izzard:   
   	He associates US Christmas with The Godfather.  It's   
   over-the-top in Europe too.  Not much Valentine's Day in Europe; Conan   
   claims it was made up in, like, 1978.  Think Bush has already left the   
   White House?  Never got an anonymous note from girls in school for   
   Valentine's; got one at university.  Tom Cruise is gracious.  French   
   with an English or American accent is sexy in France; Conan thinks it's   
   the visible trying.   
      
   John Legend:   
   	Evolver: Everybody Knows.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)