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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   16 December 2008 - #2690 - Eva Mendes, K   
   18 Dec 08 23:30:53   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   16 December 2008 - #2690 - Eva Mendes, Ken Mink, Fleet Foxes.   
   	Conologue.  Bush said the shoe-throwing incident was one of the   
   weirdest moments of his presidency, next only to his getting reelected.   
   According to a survey most women prefer the Internet to sex; most men   
   don't know they're different things.  Conan timed the shoe-throwing   
   time, 1.8 seconds.  Is that physically possible?  Max takes 3.2 seconds;   
   Conan's found a second shoe-thrower: Dr Ehrardt from the first season of   
   Mystery Science Theater 3000.  Muntader al-Zaidi is brought into the   
   studio and shoed during the transfer.   
      
   	Adam Sandler intrudes as a Hannukah-gift-giving Santa Claus.   
      
   	A Tacky Christmas Sweater for Conan's desk.   
      
   	Guys who never show up the rest of the time are here for Eva   
   Mendes: Sound engineer doesn't need the Tastic Guy as headphone holder.   
   Three guys on boom mike. Mike Merritt playing bass help from with Old   
   Harry Potter.  Floor leveller and Floor Leveller Leveller.   
      
   Eva Mendes:   
   	E! channel 'best hair' body part: she likes that.  She buys   
   high-heel shoes she can run in.  Mendes goes swimming, but doens't know   
   how; she uses the noodle thing.  There's an underwater scene in _The   
   Spirit_; she mentioned she can't swim after the contract.  Actually,   
   it's computer water.  She didn't know green screens were *all* green   
   *all* the time.   
      
   Ken Mink:   
   	73-year-old college basketball player.  Kicked out 53 years ago   
   for soaping the coach's office.  Raised kids; decided to go back, wrote   
   to college asking if they wanted a 73-year-old basketball player.  Been   
   in five games; scored in two.  What's changed in college basketball   
   since 1956?  Back then only white guys; nobody dunked the ball.  Lingo's   
   changed.  He's taught them who Kareem Abdul-Jabar was.  Bob Kuze.  The   
   shorts make him look like a five-year-old kid, says his wife.  He's   
   shrinking.  Contemporary kids are all be-boppers ... they're sharing   
   musics.  Might he go pro?   
      
   Fleet Foxes:   
   	Fleet Foxes: No idea what song it is.  Something about 'Oh, My   
   Love.'   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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