From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   17 December 2008 - #2691 - Jeff Goldblum, David Gregory, Charlie Viracola.   
   	Conologue.  Bush said at a press conference that he has a   
   collection of over 250 autographed baseballs; unfortunately, the   
   reporter's question was, ``do you have an exit strategy for Iraq?''  In   
   an interview Dick Cheney said he'll miss being Vice-President, and he'll   
   *really* miss being President.   
      
   	Taking Wheelchair-bound LaBamba to the Christmas Tree.  Kenneth   
   The Page From 30 Rock tossed into a wall of empty boxes.  Abe Vigoda in   
   the elevator.  What's LaBamba think of Max?  Conan abandons LaBamba to   
   see the tree with Will Arnett and shove Kenneth into more empty boxes   
   then beat him viciously.  He gives Conan a Jane Seymour Open Hearts   
   diamond necklace.   
      
   	LaBamba's left downstairs to play.  There wasn't an elevator to   
   get back up.   
      
   Jeff Goldblum:   
   	Best teeth in show business?  Conan loves Goldblum's glasses.   
   Goldblum takes care of himself; dentist three times a year.  New   
   dentist: TV aquarium, old-standards music track, banana-flavored   
   novocaine, massage chair, removing shoes and socks, foot massage ...   
   His first job: Shakespeare in the Park, Two Gentlemen of Verona.  Big   
   hit.  Lost his virginity that night with the aid of a wheel of cheese.   
   Learned German from _Adam Resurrected_.   
      
   David Gregory:   
   	He's the 10th moderator of Meet The Press.  Bush looked happy at   
   ducking the shoe and looking good as it.  Gregory tries building an   
   'inside the beltway' metaphor for the shoe-throwing stuff.  Conan   
   compares it to Carter's attack rabbit.  Gregory thinks Bush has become a   
   better traveller; may go on fighting AIDS in Africa.  Will Obama be able   
   to quit smoking?  Or smoke without being caught?   
      
   	Kenneth brings LaBamba back.   
      
   Charlie Viracola:   
   	Loosely connected jokes: snakes in the lawn, lawn waxing;   
   Thanksgiving turkey, Christmas and parents; grandmother and Christmas.   
   He had his appendix removed: there was nothing wrong with it; he just   
   did it as a warning to the other organs in his body.  Reasonably   
   entertaining to my tastes, although no killer jokes.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)