From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   19 December 2008 - #2693 - Jennifer Aniston, Judah Friedlander, Pilobolus.   
   	Conologue.  If we're snowed in we can eat LaBamba.  He's in a   
   wheelchair these days: meals on wheels!  A rumor that Simon Cowell will   
   leave American Idol; producers say Cowell is cranky and unhappy, so they   
   assume everything's fine.   
      
   	Department Store Santa School Dean: Conan's new laugh.  Use   
   `folks' instead of `parents'.  Santa mustn't flirt.  Don't promise   
   anything.  As Conan readies General Santa gear something falls.  This is   
   a Santa who travels, whose first marriage failed but who has a companion   
   now.  Goateed Santa has a North Pole loft.  Trying it at Saks Fifth   
   Avenue.  Being Santa involves a lot of lying.  A kid wants some owls for   
   the class of 2001/2002.  Santa's confused.  A Beanie Baby.  ``How are   
   your folks?  I haven't been drinking!''  He asks an elderly woman how   
   her folks are; they're dead.   
      
   	Extraneous People For Jennifer Aniston: Air circulators.  Socket   
   polisher.  Socket polisher polisher.  Gyro cutter.  Coffee table.  Stunt   
   double.   
      
   Jennifer Aniston:   
   	She should be proud of her dog movie, like Friends.  Conan feels   
   he lived the story; walked with his weeping wife out of the premiere   
   into a pack of Fox reporters.  Dogs act mischievously by coating bodies   
   with ``liver-flavored baby food'', which Owen Wilson said existed.  Her   
   _GQ_ photographs are ``extraordinary'', naked.  She doesn't know the   
   naked men under her.  She used to decorate and rearrange tree-trimmings.   
    She's a little controlling.   
      
   Judah Friedlander:   
   	His hat: Campeon Del Mundo.  He's world champion of the world,   
   everything except math and reading.  Cricket: not a real sport.  He beat   
   a cheetah in the 100-yard dash by 50 yards after the cheetah had a 70   
   yard head stop ... etc.  Pele?  His dad.  Mom's not an athlete; she's a   
   Vietnam War Movie, inspiration for Rambo.  China built the Great Wall to   
   keep him out.  Javelin: Conan's favorite sport; he's banned, he hit a   
   plane.  In 2002 he threw a javelin; it's still going.   
      
   Pilobolus:   
   	They're those shadow-and-light dancers.  o/` Merry Christmas   
   Baby o/` (I'm Living in Paradise)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)