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   22 December 2008 - #2694 - Carson Daly, Steve Schirripa, Bela Fleck and the   
   Flecktones.   
   String Dance!   
   	Conologue.  Bush has begun thinking about his farewell speech,   
   so, he's only two years behind most Americans.  Many of Obama's   
   appointees are good at basketball, except Clinton, who's good at   
   lacrosse and field hockey.  (Huh?)  Obama plans to have a lot of jazz at   
   the White House; Bush said he'll break the news to The Wiggles.  Toyota   
   faces its first loss in 70 years; Chrysler said, you'll get used to it.   
      
   	Medical products to survive the holidays (rerun bit): Setl-Phor;   
   Delusiono; Lassitiva; Crone-Ease.  (No mounting rage; side effects   
   include mounting rage).   
      
   	Conan talks about Kwanzaa while Mike Merritt resents it.   
      
   	February 20th is the last show: Big fan?  Name, address, phone,   
   and email to conangobyebye@nbc.com.  Help Late Night go out in style!   
      
   	+ So, anyone written in yet?   
      
   	Conan's Christmas Cards: A child was born ... during math class,   
   Jamie Lynne Spears.  The flame burned for eight nights ... and I was up   
   for twelve, Amy Winehouse.  Happy Holidays, Brad, Angelina, and the kids   
   on the other side of the card.  Rod Blagojevech pop-up hair card.   
      
   	Max has a 20-foot Menorah.  That's a big one: That's not what   
   she said.  It's just a little joke.  Small penis implied!   
      
   Carson Daly:   
   	Lots of grandkids in the family now.  Total Request Live is over   
   and he's fine with that.  Lots of screaming, marginally talented people.   
    MTV travel was mostly Seaside Heights; he started really travelling.   
   Got a beer can stuck on the guy's head to be the beer-unicorn.   
      
   	+ I had one of the happiest days of my life at Seaside Heights   
   this past summer.   
      
   Steve Schirripa:   
   	Sopranos wine: it's free.  He gets fruits and vegetables.   
   People expect celebrities to tip more.  John Stamos, Jerry Lewis were   
   big tippers.  David Copperfield wasn't.  Stories about Michael Jordan's   
   arms not reaching his pocket.  Weird bathroom incident with Madonna's   
   guy.  Could there be an Italian-American President?   
      
   Bela Fleck and the Flecktones:   
   	Jingle All The Way: Jazzy-banjo medley of holiday tunes.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)