From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   12 January 2009 - #2700 - Daniel Radcliffe, Dr Drew Pinsky, Eric Hutchinson.   
   String Dance!   
   Conologue:   
   	Obama is travelling from Philadelphia to Washington, DC, by the   
   route Lincoln took; Obama is leaving three days early because it's   
   Amtrak and even he has only so much hope.  Toyota is working on a car   
   running on a rechargeable batteries; Detroit's at work on an SUV powered   
   by rainforest trees and panda blood.  An Ohio Senator is retiring and   
   Dennis Kucinich may run for the position, which would make him the first   
   person to seek a Senate Booster Seat.  Amy Winehouse's husband is filing   
   for divorce; she was shocked, not knowing she was married.   
      
   	Chinese footage of the Golden Globes.   
      
   	Irritating movie promo wrecking the corner of the screen: Conan   
   beats the miniature guy's head off.   
      
   	Max plays Hanna Montana; Conan knows the lyrics, and bleeds   
   internally.   
      
   	Celebrity Survey.  When Barack Obama gets into the White House   
   he's going to inherit ... George W Bush: My DVD copy of _Beverly Hills   
   Chihuahua_.  So far in the 21st Century, the biggest man-made crisis has   
   been ... Nelson Mandela: MTV's _Bromance_.  My favorite part of the   
   movie _Bride Wars_ was when ... actually we received no responses to   
   this one.  I hate it when people mistake me for ... Amy Winehouse: The   
   ghost of Don Knotts.   
      
   Daniel Radcliffe:   
   	They're trying to make _Equus_ more friendly to Americans, like   
   changing a horse's name from Trojan.  He has a small stroke at age 19.   
   There's on-stage seating.  Had four girls trying to get his attention   
   whole first act of a play.  Initiate an initiative: Broadway Annoying   
   Audience Member Relocation Programme.  ``You are so much more talented   
   than I thought you were going to be.''  Kids in England use 'like'   
   despite rarely using similes.   
      
   Dr Drew Pinsky:   
   	Brought Conan a Lincoln book.  Dr Phil isn't a physician and   
   isn't licensed, but does encourage shame.  His rehab program: keeps in   
   drug addicts who'd be kicked out otherwise and it affects their   
   recovery.  Audience avoids laughing during discussion of deep pains.  He   
   treats them as outpatients and antics ensue.  Reality TV, personality   
   disorders with alcohol: can we blame it on Puck from The Real World?   
      
   Eric Hutchinson:   
   	Sounds Like This: Rock & Roll (I think).   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)