From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   13 January 2009 - #2701 - Rosario Dawson, Donald Faison, Susan Tedeschi.   
   Churning the butter; it's an Amish crowd.   
   	Conologue: Bush's last cabinet meeting; he was sad he didn't   
   learn what ``HUD'' means.  Apparently you didn't get to find out either.   
    He thinks HUD is the (ultz?) brother.  Police arrested a man for   
   selling ecstasy at Wal-Mart; they knew he was on it because he spent   
   three hours hugging the greeter.  Funding cuts at New York City zoos   
   have lead to an increase in giraffe-on-giraffe crime.  Australian   
   scientists have determined that kangaroos and humans have a common   
   ancestor; they aren't sure who it was, but they know he must have been   
   pretty drunk.  LaBamba drops a tambourine.  He has snacks.   
      
   	Fox NFL Robot: It makes out with the Robot On The Toilet Off The   
   Toilet, and shoots its head off.   
      
   	Made-For-TV Movie About Senate Controversies Casting. Joe Biden:   
   Bob Barker.  Roland Burris: Judge Joe Brown.  Al Franken: Yitzhak   
   Perlman.  Mitch McConnell: The Dad from _Alf_.  Nancy Pelosi: Pee-Wee   
   Herman.  Diane Feinstein: Creepy Lady from _Poltergeist_.  Dick Durbin:   
   A Galapagos tortoise.  Hillary Clinton: Siegfried, of Siegfried and Roy.   
    George Voinovich: The Cowardly Lion.  Rod Blagojevich: A Lego Man.   
      
   	Gator with Gaydar redux.   
      
   	New York Times Correction: IPort 12 in Carteret was   
   misidentified as AMB Portview in Elizabeth.  Conan melts down, but gets   
   his Christmas picture; it's what he looks like at a water park.   
      
   	Gator with Gaydar chases Kevin the cameraman.  The string   
   breaks; Nick hides.   
      
   Rosario Dawson:   
   	Met this guy at a French cafe.  Friends for a year.  What are   
   love scenes like?  You do have to get comfortable being naked with the   
   other actor.  He's a great cuddler.  Watched a heart transplant on DVD   
   to study for her part; not a blooper reel.  Dissecting lungs, eyeballs,   
   knee joints.   
      
   Donald Faison:   
   	He's MVP for the NBA Entertainment League, which exists.  Jaleel   
   `Urkel' White is really good at basketball.  Will Ferrel's not sucky.   
   Obsessed with Neil Diamond music, from his greatest-hit commercials   
   during _Voltron_.  Nightstand picture.  Problems with girlfriend moving   
   in: she threw out his place and moved her, nice, apartment in.   
      
   Susan Tedeschi:   
   	Back To The River: Talking About.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)