From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   21 January 2009 - #2706 - Meredith Vieira, Marc Maron, Fall Out Boy.   
   Conologue.   
   	All Amtrak trains from Washington DC were sold out: apparently   
   Obama *can* work miracles.  Obama spent ten minutes alone in the Oval   
   Office, showing how things have changed; when Bush spent ten minutes   
   alone in the Oval Office it was called a 'time out'.  Obama had his   
   first meeting with economic advisors, and it doesn't look good:   
   immediately after the meeting Obama sold North and South Dakota.  Obama   
   swore on a Bible used by Lincoln; the weird thing is, Lincoln had   
   checked it out from the library and there were $73,000 in late fees on   
   it.   
      
   Bush Post-It Notes to Obama:   
   	Couch (Napping Machine); Desk Clock (Tells You When to Eat);   
   Lamp (Glowing Vase?); portrait of Abraham Lincoln (Inventor Of the $5   
   Bill); under the desk (Fort Bushie); moulding above bookcase (Thing You   
   See On Spongebob); photo of the dog (Bush's Speechwriter).   
      
   How Do People Feel About Obama's Administration?   
   	I still don't have health care.  we're still in Iraq.  Can't get   
   that '$5 Footlong' song out of his head.  Jeneanne the waitress at   
   Hooters still won't talk to me.  LaBamba thought Obama would make it   
   easier for him to read cue cards and be an effective actor.  What's his   
   finger smell like?  Still allergic to shellfish.  Conan's assistant   
   doesn't want to work for this huge tool anymore.   
      
   Setting Aside Childish Things:   
   	The Really Tall Dachshund.  The Screeching Raccoon With A Jet   
   Pack (he has the power of flight and rabies).  The Sears Tower Dressed   
   In Sears Clothing (he doesn't fit out the door).   
      
   Conan at the Detroit Auto Show:   
   	It's January, it's 12 degrees, they're in a convertible.   
   They're out of gas.  The steering wheel is the size of a yarmulke.   
   Conan can't get out gracefully.  Smart Car: Conan's had parties with a   
   bowl of them in front to take handfuls.  Hyster Lotus: a forklift.   
   Conan makes the beeping noise, in slow motion.  Product Presenter   
   lessons.  How David Copperfield washes his car.  Conan thought this was   
   to soon to sell this car.  Guy who drew cars did so in school; Conan   
   interviewed Al Roker as a kid.  Car designer's about to faint.  They   
   form a family with 'Ogbert'.  Are we there yet?   
      
   Meredith Vieira:   
   	Conan's mom was always about Filene's basement bargains; some   
   were too sorry.  Vieira's dress is $120.  She was on a plane at the oath   
   of office.  Pilot's Last Flight: unnerving during turbulence.   
   Attraction to Matt Lauer?  Before marriage, she was dating felons.   
   Earrings for Conan's lobe: it gives him an edge.   
      
   Marc Maron:   
   	42nd appearance.  Very excited about Obama; nervous about Obama   
   walking in public.  New York City's become an outlet mall for Europeans.   
    Why his divorce?  Look at him.  Waffles won't overcome rage.  All these   
   appearances haven't helped him at all.   
      
   Fall Out Boy:   
   	Folie a Deux: America's Suitehearts.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)