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   27 January 2009 - #2709 - Matt Lauer, Steve Harvey, M83.   
      
   Conologue.   
   	Max Weinberg needed a week to practice 'Born in the USA'.  Rod   
   Blagojevich is everywhere, including old episodes of T J Hooker.   
   Interview with Geraldo Rivera: the interview with the most-hated man in   
   the world and Rod Blagojevich.  College students are worried whether   
   they'll be able to find a job when they graduate, a silly concern, as   
   the answer is no.  The Olive Garden is sending 25 employees on a tour of   
   Italy, the first time Olive Garden employees will have seen Italian   
   food.  In an interview Latoya Jackson said Michael never wants to go   
   back to the Neverland Ranch, and isn't that sad, someone interviewed   
   Latoya Jackson?  After that Gyno-Blast woman delivered eight babies the   
   doctor had to peer in her vagina and shout, 'ANYONE ELSE IN THERE?   
   HELLO?'   
      
   	Irritation with moving-bugs at the bottom of the screen.   
      
   	Got a favorite highlight?  latenightunderground.com.   
      
   Conan On The Aisle, Oscar Edition.   
   	Batman: The Dark Knight.  Christian Bale let himself go.   
   Revolutionary Road: Too forced 'Titanic' references.  Slumdog   
   Millionaire: Bad pacing (very slow dialing for Phone-A-Friend; the call   
   can't be completed).  Doubt: Frosty the Snowman is pagan, disturbing,   
   and heretical.  The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button: reverse-ageing is   
   too fast and too cheaply done.  Wall-E: an inappropriate ending for   
   younger kids.   
      
   Matt Lauer:   
   	Little feud about the Conan balloon.  Lauer was one of Conan's   
   first interviewers; he was at WNBC.  Thought, 'This Conan guy, he   
   doesn't stand a chance'.  First saw Conan perform at Bob Wright's   
   birthday party, after Johnny Carson.  Didn't get to go to the inaugural;   
   had to travel back to New York City.  Saw from hard-banking plane   
   window.  Took Blackberry picture.  He's with Obama for the Super Bowl   
   Pregame Show.  Won't get to stay for the game.   
      
   Steve Harvey:   
   	Shaved his head: tired of getting haircuts.  Everybody out   
   there's hot.  He's incredibly buff; see the pictures.  'Happy birthday,   
   you're gonna be fifty, it's pretty much over!'  He's not ready to be   
   over.  His wife taps her to wake him up.  Teenage boys are finally   
   afraid of him.  'The age where they start smelling their piss?'  Says   
   teenage boys pee on furniture.  Book on how men think for women.   
      
   M83:   
   	Saturdays = Youth.  No idea which one.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)