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   29 January 2009 - #2711 - Jon Stewart, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Mike Birbiglia.   
   Conologue.   
   	The Max Weinberg 7 are inexplicably back.  It's a day of the   
   week crowd: he said Thursday!  On the bright side for Rob Blagojevich,   
   he has an offer as the 'before' picture at Supercuts.  Iceland's   
   government collapsed, caused by the only person in Iceland who ever made   
   any money being Bjork.  More illegal Mexican immigrants live in Canada:   
   that must be some tunnel.  Tivo Substitute glitch.  A judge had to   
   declare a mistrial when the lawyer threw feces at the judge and jury;   
   it's being adapted to a series, _Boston Fecal_.  ABC announced it will   
   likely cancel _According To Jim_: Obama's promise of hope is coming   
   true.   
      
   Late Night Super Bowl Preview 2009:   
   	Logos are like love; if you grab for it it disappears.  The   
   Cardinals before Arizona were in Saint Louis Cardinals; Chicago   
   Cardinals; Dutch West India Company Cardinals; Pangaea Thunder.  No   
   Annoying Fox Football Robot.  NBC's cancelled the Super Bowl, for Knight   
   Rider Sunday: one episode slowed down to three hours.  Two hours of   
   preshow.  All 9 Howie Do It episodes in one hour.  Tod Sullivan's Tampa   
   Diner Grill has a new item for Steelers fans, the Ben Roethlisberger   
   Pita.  he didn't think of the Ben Roethlis-burger.  Conan challenges the   
   audience's response, but the audience is upheld.  The halftime show with   
   famed Bruce Springsteen impersonator Ken Thomlinson.  o/` You can't play   
   the football without the ball. o/`  o/` Worn at the Super Bowl - Jerseys   
   o/`   
      
   Jon Stewart:   
   	Strange for Conan to be moving.  Gifts for Conan: sunglasses,   
   SPF-50 sunscreen, zinc oxide, and a beekeeper's outfit.  He becomes   
   Albino Whoopi Goldberg.  Can't take Al Roker.  Stewart was lying when   
   talking about his wife.  There's a look when you're burning an image   
   into a child's mind.  His son's four and a half, hadn't seen basketball   
   before, covers ears for secrets.  Had to explain to his kid that the   
   Knicks suck.   
      
   	Strange having a non-cynical presidency.  Obama can say things   
   Bush would express and it'd come out not sounding hideous.  Obama's   
   impressive; shows exercises.  Conan does sit-ups and push-ups.  Dick   
   Cheney: Google Maps pixellates where he is, like an obscenity.  It's 20   
   - 25 degrees cooler around him.  Tough meeting someone you've created a   
   caricature of.   
      
      
   Mary Lynn Rajskub:   
   	New baby; it's Thursday.  Her baby's pretty laid-back, but can   
   cry and stump her till she sets him down and crawls under the couch and   
   calls the police.  Kicked out of meditation class.  She was bothered by   
   a snacker next to her.  Excited about Obama.  Bought his 7-Eleven travel   
   cup.  Got asked about sensitive areas on her body.   
      
   Mike Birbiglia:   
   	Stand-up comedy.  Clap on awareness of bears.  Fly-fishing.   
      
   	Very personal shows are awkward when relatives come.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)