From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   4 February 2009 - #2713 - Jon Hamm, Ginnifer Goodwin, Theresa Andersson.   
   Conologue.   
   	Obama's asked for $50 billion of the stimulus plan to be cut;   
   the government won't need the money once everyone in the government pays   
   their taxes.  Michael Phelps's defense for hitting the bong: he doesn't   
   have to be back at work for four years.  Facebook turned five years old,   
   and so Myspace gave it candy and tried to take it home.  The White House   
   is thinking of replacing Tom Daschle with the president of Safeway   
   foods; they should be able to check him out quickly if he has eight   
   items or less.  A reporter writing a story ate five Denny's Grand Slam   
   breakfasts in four hours; his story will appear in the Obituary section.   
    Butterfinger Buzz: a caffeinated candy bar, perfect for fat people who   
   need the energy to eat more candy bars.  A Texas woman had her breasts   
   enlarged to 38KKK; she's pleased with their effect on men and the   
   Earth's tides.  People are looking for a man who robbed two 7-Elevens   
   using a Klingon sword; Conan doesn't know what he stole, but it wasn't   
   condoms.   
      
   	Michael Phelps ads: Wheaties - eat a bowl, smoke a bowl, that's   
   my workhout.  HIlton Hotels - Now with no smoke detectors and an extra   
   towel for under the door.  Visa - It's everywhere you want to be.  Wait.   
    What if you *could* be everywhere?  I need to sit down, man.   
      
   	Christian Bale reenactment by James Lipton.   
      
   	Mary's Fish Camp started a petition to keep the show in New York   
   City; it's got 72 signatures, for 0.000009 percent of the city's   
   population.  The show will stay if they can get up to 1 percent.   
   Someone wrote their name three times.   
      
   	Patton Oswald Tours Burbank: not a bleak pit of despair crushing   
   your soul daily.  Burbank Historical Museum.  Johnny Carson's jacket.   
   Recreation of 1900's home with 'Opal' mannequin.  Burbank assigned a   
   gigantic super-cop as Oswald's guide.  Gamer-Man, made of quartz and   
   five tornadoes.  Hollywoof Dog Grooming.  Hair to Please.  Victorian   
   Hairitage.  Names that sound great said by Jerry Lewis: Delsen Building.   
    Boysen Plaza.  Cadaka Thai.  Old Navy.  Hyaena: paintings by serial   
   killers!  Rawbzilla, competitive breakdancer, has the restaurant to   
   support his world-class breakdancing.  Shooting range: it smells like   
   'my dad not thinking I'm gay'.   
      
   Jon Hamm:   
   	_Mad Men_ is on a network people aren't sure exists and think is   
   A&E.  Got his Emmy in the mail.  _Mad Men_ makes Conan want to smoke;   
   they have to smoke non-nicotine cigarettes for taping.  Tina Fay says   
   he's too handsome to look at directly; he tries protecting the world.   
   They were taping _30 Rock_ with Fay looking away from him, and saw the   
   plane crash in the Hudson.  Went to a Knicks game with Jack McBreyer   
   (Kenneth The Page).   
      
   Ginnifer Goodwin:   
   	She gets wobbly knees at red-carpet events.  She's accepted as   
   one of them.  Conan's told he's blocking Jason Priestly.  She was   
   getting stopped a lot asked if she's OK after an episode where her   
   character had a lot of ... cirque du soleil ... (huh?).  Dating has   
   changed with technology; she doesn't like it.  Textual harassment?   
   Conan doesn't get how to have text-message sex; she likes flirting.   
   Became a Vegan; she's on a Vegan high.  Tofurkey angers Conan.  Potato   
   chips are accidentally Vegan.  Cashew cheese?  Microphone cheese?   
   Riblets?  Her character doesn't pick up on things fast.   
      
   Theresa Andersson:   
   	Hummingbird Go!: No idea.  But her performance is incredible.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)