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   9 February 2009 - #2715 - Clive Owen, Judah Friedlander, Brett Dennen with   
   Matisyahu.   
   Conologue.   
   	Alex Rodriguez has admitted to taking steroids; authorities   
   don't know when but are pretty sure it wasn't October.  A company not   
   likely to survive 2009: Krispy Kreme.  Also not likely to survive 2009:   
   Krispy Kreme's customers.  A sheriff is threatening to arrest Michael   
   Phelps for smoking pot if he can prove the charge; all he has to go on   
   so far now is the photo of Phelps smoking pot and Phelp's admission he   
   smoked pot.  A man has made a replica Pizza Hut booth out of Pizza Hut   
   boxes; the glue holding it together is sadness.  In Massachusetts the   
   lesbian couple that lead the fight for equal rights for gays has filed   
   for divorce; they're disappointed as they'd hoped to stay together for   
   the sake of the cats.  The TLC network is airing ``World's Heaviest Man   
   Gets Married''; this will be followed by a documentary on the honeymoon,   
   ``World's Unluckiest Woman Gets Squashed''.  When Late Night went on the   
   air in 1993, the federal debt was four trillion dollars; now, that's   
   what Obama appointees owe in back taxes.   
      
   	Classic Bits: 2004, Selling Conan's 1992 Taurus SHO.   
   Moderately-priced and green.  The rear window has mud and chowder on it.   
    It needs jump-starting.  Cooper Classics Collection evaluates the car.   
   Thinks Conan could get two or three thousand.  The engine: the ranch,   
   where his 220 horses live.  Stick shift: the Cone-Bone.  Hornet's nest   
   in the trunk.  ``It's owned by a big TV celebrity!'  Oh, who?  ``You   
   have no idea who I am, do you?''  No.  This cracks Cooper up.  Needs   
   jump-starting.  Gordon McCall, Christies' specialist.  Gas door nearly   
   pops open.  Insane Italian guy wants Ferraris and doesn't believe it's   
   Conan's car.  Conan shows his registration: now the guy knows where   
   Conan lives.  Cupholders are add-ons to a Ferrari.  ``Born To Be Wild''   
   plays on the radio, of course.  McCall is deadpan.  Shall America   
   decide?  Brad Pitt buys it, throws out the clutch, costing $9 to fix.   
      
   	Celebrities Who're Locked Out: Dean Koontz.  Mexican Cliff-diver   
   Saul Gomez.  2008 Nobel Prize Winner of Physics Yoichiro Nambu.   
      
   	Gustavo.  The only foreign countries Americans know are Canada,   
   Mexico, and Narnia.  Double-lollipop/MP3 player.   
      
      
   Clive Owen:   
   	Just flew in; how does he stay in touch with his wife and   
   children?  Internet.  Film star status doesn't help him at home.  Met   
   his wife at Romeo And Juliet.  Tough to play those parts and romance   
   too.  Doesn't smile in movies.  Lots of action scenes.  Filmed in exact   
   replica of the Guggenheim.   
      
      
   Judah Friedlander:   
   	He's cooler than he was last time.  He won the World   
   Championships.  Just bowled 300 with a golf ball.  Bowled 580 with a   
   regular bowling ball by the fourth frame.  Just promoted to   
   extra-dark-shade of black belts and beat up Chuck Norris so bad he has   
   to change his name to Charles Norris, and beat his beard off him.  Water   
   concentrate --- that's 6,000 gallons.  Role model: 'me from the future'.   
    He likes writing stuff to mess with people on Facebook: 'Judah is   
   shaving his dog.'  'Judah is knitting a pillow made of dog hair.'   
      
      
   Brett Dennen with special guest Matisyahu:   
   	Hope For The Hopeless: Make You Crazy.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)