From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   12 February 2009 - #2718 - Alec Baldwin, Eliza Dushku, They Might Be Giants.   
   Conologue.   
   	The crowd brought snacks (James's bag falls open).  40 percent   
   of people think it's romantic to get engaged on Valentine's Day; the   
   other 60 percent are men.  New York's Transit Authority is posting   
   stories about couples that met on the subway; Conan's favorite is how   
   Drunk Passed Out Girl met Creepy Fondly Guy.  Michale Phelps found   
   Kellogg's wouldn't return his calls; he wasn't calling to apologize but   
   to get more Rice Krispies.  The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is   
   expected to sell over 65 million copies unless people find out about   
   'the Internet'.  A man in Canada says he's invented an invisible condom;   
   ladies: he's lying.  Salma Hayek breast-fed a stranger's baby as the   
   baby wanted milk; afterwards, the baby admitted he wasn't thirsty and   
   he's fifteen years old.   
      
   Conan Goes To Houston, 1997:   
   	They used to be on at 2:40 am, after repeats of Ricki Lake,   
   Access Hollywood, the 10:00 News, and the Jenny Jones Show.  At 11:40   
   Conan hopes people are napping to see the show later.  24-hour bail   
   place.  Does he watch?  '... Yeah.'  Meaning no.  Hotel basement, 1:08   
   am.  'I'm the host.'  'Good for you.'  Favorite show, M*A*S*H.  1:27 am,   
   convenience store.  Guy who's seen Pimp-Bot.  Strip club.  2:40 am,   
   emergency room.  Conan turns on his show; the woman thinks the guy looks   
   familiar but doens't know his name.  Up against the Indian version of   
   Politically Incorrect, Spanish 'closer to the western hemispehre'.  3:05   
   am, Rice University, they wake up Nathan.  3:21 am  Houston Bus   
   Terminal.  Buffalo doesn't kill Conan.  3:39 am, Astrodome, on the   
   Jumbotron, as Conan sleeps.   
      
   Late Night Senioritis:   
   	Cue card guy, 'TALK'.  Normally a real cameraman.  Jimmy   
   Vivino's playing a Guitar Hero guitar.  Applause button guy is a bobbing   
   head bird.  The guy who fills the mugs hasn't changed the water, another   
   snack for James.  No-alcohol-policy no longer enforced.  Joel's working   
   from home.   
      
      
   New bumper: Conan in a Flintstones setting.   
      
   Alec Baldwin:   
   	Does his Joaquin Phoenix.  Knew Conan when he was a dweeb on the   
   17th floor writing Saturday Night Live.  First heard of Conan being host   
   and said, no, no.  In Los Angeles you have to drive event the bathroom   
   and everybody's making shows.  New York City folks have opinions.   
   Baldwin forgets Conan's name while describing great hotel experiences.   
   Kept going to hotel after its reputation left; finally learned it's a   
   hooker hotel.  Didn't see it.  Encountered intense, highly-drugged woman   
   he couldn't flee.  They lean in and whisper propositions.  Oscars: was   
   thrilling when his ex-wife won.  You can see people who lose, and throw   
   up inside.  Baldwin won't be coming to Los Angeles with Conan.  Can he   
   kill off the Alec Baldwin character?  Quick call to maintenance.  Tony   
   Sirica 'cleans up' Baldwin and threatens Conan with his fist.   
      
      
   Eliza Dushku:   
   	She's very sparkly.  She noticed she's a girl, and takes   
   two-hour baths with lotions.  Went to her godfather's nightclub, gets   
   in, goes to play chess with him.  Listens to Verbal Advantage CDs in the   
   car.  Conan's in love.  Plays lots of parts in the Dollhouse show.   
      
      
   They Might Be Giants:   
   	13th Appearance: The Mesopotamians.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)