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   11 February 2009 - #2717 - Jimmy Fallon, Rose Byrne, John Pizzarelli.   
   String Dance!   
   Conologue.   
   	White Castle is offering a candlelight dinner to Valentine's Day   
   customers, for the guy who has trouble saying, 'I hate you, eat the   
   freaking burger'.  Michael Phelps found Kellogg's wouldn't return his   
   calls; then he realized he'd been calling them on a banana.  Brett Favre   
   is leaving professional football and will be back with the Jets next   
   year.  Alex Rodriguez took steroids from the need to perform at a high   
   level every day and that's just with Madonna.  A man in Florida stole a   
   woman's car by pretending to be the drummer for 'Foreigner'; police   
   arrested the man after they found him hiding in 1983.  Carmen Electra's   
   suing the Naked Women Wrestling League for not paying her for a special;   
   Conan demands, has the Naked Women Wrestling League no shame?  (Start   
   the van, Jeff.)  HBO is developing a series about a high school coach   
   with an oversized penis, 'Hung'; NBC is developing a similar series,   
   'The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien'.   
      
   Humiliate Max and LaBamba:   
   	An NBC executive used his corporate card to buy prostitutes.   
      
   An Apple Orchard with Mister T.   
   	``We can take apples and feed the homeless.''  ``Or just keep   
   them ourselves.''  Can Mister T make apples fall by yelling at them?   
   The apple has goosebumps from Mister T yelling at it.  It's got a bee in   
   it!  Dead bee: T-1, B-0.  Conan hides in a tree.  T recalls episode of   
   The A-Team where they had to make a submarine, and then others, and   
   sings the theme.  Mister T throws an apple, so new apples will grow, and   
   he covers his mouth to announce where new apples will grow.  Then they   
   beat up pumpkins.  Conan sings 'I pity the fool that mess with T' on a   
   hayride with tremendously confused kids until T is hit by a branch.   
      
   Chesley 'Sully' Sullenberger:   
   	He's improved the coolness of creepy guys who look like him.   
      
   Nadya Suleman: the octuplet mom.   
   	The kids are at work, The Baby Circus.  Two on the trapeze,   
   three as a column, one on the high dive, one shot from a cannon.   
      
      
   Jimmy Fallon:   
   	Conan's first impression of Fallon: ten years ago.  Four stages   
   of Adam Sandler voices.  Preparing for Late Night, fifteen years ahead   
   of time?  He's watching old shows, may bring back tall Gene Raymond-wand   
   microphone that doesn't pick up sarcasm.  It breaks in Fallon's jacket.   
   Does Fallon get advice?  Neither knows how to sing 'Nobody Knows'.   
   Fallon does various celebrity entrances.  Had eye surgery recently.   
      
   Rose Byrne:   
   	California: the oceans are lovely, you do a lot of driving, it's   
   hard to avoid a tan.  You can get Australian GPS.  Conan likes British   
   woman voices; faint S&M thing.  Stranger tells her she looks tired: did   
   she *ask*?  Conan gets strangers asking why he's not a monkey in real   
   life.   
      
      
   John Pizzarelli:   
   	11th and final appearance:   
   	With A Song In My Heart: Johnny One Note.   
      
      
   Announcement:   
   	Bailey Stortz passed away earlier this week.  He was with Conan   
   from the start (and Late Night with David Letterman, too).  Clip from an   
   interview with Bill Murray.  Murray picks on 'four-eyes' and drags him   
   on camera.  ``Who is the Captain of the ship around here?''  ``Conan   
   sir' and he takes a slap from Murray.   
      
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