From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   13 February 2009 - #2719 - Isla Fischer, Jonas Brothers, Dan Auerbach.   
   String dance!   
   Conologue.   
   	It's sounding like a bus accident.  One week left of Late Night,   
   so, everything must go; what'll you give for a used LaBamba?  Uneven   
   wear.  People fantasize about having sex in phone booths, according to   
   people who haven't updated their fantasies in fifteen years.  Michael   
   Phelps wants $1,000,000 for his first interview about his pot scandal,   
   but would settle for a box of Pop-Tarts.  An Indiana law would require   
   chains like the Olive Garden to put calorie counts on the menu; also,   
   it'd require they put Italian food on the menu.  Slogan should be   
   'pretty good for the money'.  NBC is giving a show to Tony Robbins, to   
   be followed by Law & Order: Shamwow.  Pamela Anderson has moved into a   
   mobile home with her electrician boyfriend, the classiest thing she's   
   ever done.  A Mexican mayor running for reelection is giving out free   
   Viagara; supports are enthusiastic for up to four hours.   
      
   Conan's Boy Band, 2000:   
   	Dudez-a-Plenti.  Matt: they thought it reflected who they were   
   as artists.  Matty J will be J.  DJ Crew will be Oscar.  Dan will be   
   Laraine. Anthony: Tony B, for B.  Kel-Z: make it a Q.  Go through doors   
   with arms around each other.  High-five each other as much as possible.   
   Hug a lot.  No kissing.  Words for the hit song? Baby.  I wish.  (Baby,   
   I wish you were my baby.)  20 minutes till there's a step class.  B-Dog,   
   you're Ben from now on.  Look concerned when he's zapped by electricity.   
    Manny is Doctor W now.  Laraine: Conan gets on these weird bowling   
   analogies.  Very good job: you get a Ritz. He's got a cracker in his   
   mouth.  Save them.  They need a reward system. Rapper pose. Put your   
   hands on your head like you're hit.  Hand on your eye like an eye exam.   
   Look away, no one should see your face.  Act like you smell something   
   bad.  One's on a vanity respirator.  Elliot! Professor P!  Yabbo!   
   Samantha!  The Kit-Man!  Dudez-A-Plenti!  Matt Lauer will be up next.   
      
   	+ I'm sure it's coincidence that Dudez-a-Plenti appeared when   
   The Jonas Brothers were on.   
      
   Nadya Suleman's kids at work:   
   	The Flying Bambinos!  They're juggled by two performers.   
      
   The iPhone commercial:   
   	It's lip gloss.  It's mace.  A cheese grater.  Sonogram.   
   Treadmill.  Children's thermometer. Portable shower. Hand grenade.  Pan   
   flute.  Sideburns.   
      
   Friday the 13th:   
   	Late Night's under the influence of The Evil Puppy!  He's on a   
   throne of skulls and people still go 'awwwww'.  He'll steal your soul!   
      
      
   Isla Fischer:   
   	Blue dress at the Golden Globes: she hadn't known her dress had   
   ripped all the way to the back.  Answers when she gets starstruck   
   anymore by how when she arrived in Hollywood she danced with Goldie   
   Hawn, who danced away.  The Borat guy advised her to do comedy.  Went to   
   a clown school to study mime, juggling, commedia del arte, under Jacques   
   le Coq.  The police have questions for him.  Trapped at a salad bar.   
   Got to juggle le Coq's balls, a joke she regrets.  Juggling; walk down   
   the stairs.  The Dragging Corpse.  Can Conan do mime?  Walking down   
   stairs, falling halfway.   
      
      
   Jonas Brothers:   
   	30 Rock is surrounded by screaming girls and one guy, Joel.   
   Conan's kids love their music over and over and over and over again.   
   Scary scene in Spain, six thousand showed up, angry they weren't   
   signing, crying 'touch me, Nick'.  Got a dead shark once.  The tube was   
   labelled 'shark' just in case.  Woman claiming to be their mother wanted   
   to come back and have a conversation; their mom went out to talk with   
   them.  'Please punch me in the arm', one woman wanted.  They have the   
   Irish mob, their dad, here today.  They incorporate 3-D into their   
   movie.  Elvis Costello was talking them up.  Ended up dressed much as   
   Costello when they got together months ago.   
      
   Dan Auerbach:   
   	Keep It Hid: My Last Mistake.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)