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   From: epwise@yahoo.com   
      
   hooters  wrote in news:d9a4182d-adba-4d7d-8c2c-   
   7bd901d67e71@z20g2000pra.googlegroups.com:   
      
   > Mr. O'Brien,   
   > Hi, I am sure you get a lot of this, probably more than you want   
   > of people sending new material for the show.  Now I am adding to that   
   > my opinion.  Preface: maybe the route of comedy is to show human   
   > nature and poke fun at it, to show what people do, why it is so not-   
   > normal to normal people, who then have licensed themselves to laugh   
   > uncontrollably at those people for something they are doing that is   
   > different--one form of humor, here.  This is my skit.   Again its   
   > holiday times, and we have all seen the same thing, people standing   
   > at   
   > the ATM with that demanding "gimme" look on their face, hands out to   
   > the money   
   > distributor, like a grown up 10 year old demanding the candy that mom   
   > has   
   > righteously limited after too much was eaten already.  I propose, a   
   > Christmas   
   > ATM skit.  Anywhere, a busy mall or store, right in the middle of the   
   > scene,  and within 1-2 hours of closing time.  I propose a voice you   
   > control, maybe even a video response, possibly a mall-wide   
   > loudspeaker (after the first couple run throughs with just ATM   
   > computer voice, I guess, and Itrust me I am NOT the King of Comedy,   
   > so .....   
   > this is suggested with great tenacity...   
   > ...well you can expand later, or make it nowm, just a view and talk   
   > to   
   > the person trying to get money,  the skit is when they put the card   
   > in, pin number, amount requested, and all that... ecven fireworks, or   
   > loud explosions at the machine would be funny...   
   > then give them crap, in any form, when they look impatient for MONEY,   
   > maybe the machine will spit out something that looks like this, I   
   > dunno, haha   
   > , or in all situations...  maybe just have the   
   > machine give out a dollar or 3, or some change... its really a funny   
   > possiblility...  and I am not a king of comedy.  great show, and hair,   
   > good   
   > luck and have a great season next years also...  Happy Holidays,   
   > Merry   
   > Christmas and Happy Hanukah, and Ramadan, but not for Jihad friendly   
   > interested parties, I must descend, I mean descent....   
   > for now, eat as much healthy food as possible,   
   > ghost writer 2M-J3PO   
   >   
   > also, with the mountains of fan mail , if you like my skit, please   
   > email me because I dont see every show, and as an aspiring comic, but   
   > not really, just someone trying to be funny once, this may be the   
   > test, please let me know if you are going to use this, or either way,   
   > and if you are offended in any way, I can pull the blog...   
   > 2M-J3PO computer ghost writer   
   >   
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   a. Mr. O'Brien is not here.   
      
   b. Mr. O'Brien already employs writers.   
      
   c. Programs do not look at unsolicited material especially from people   
   who are not represented by agents or are not members of writers' unions.   
      
   d. Don't quit your day job.   
      
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